RonManager

I'm too frightened to try, lest I don't do it right and thereby face 'The Wrath of D'Pau'.

Yeah, me too - feckin' Stalybridge.

Get them to leave the key under a brick or something.

So there's going to be a game of rugby in a mobile phone shop?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........................Porrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk and Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickle

It hasn't, it's still at Home Park.

'tis on JANNERTV enn'er.

cheers, i'll take a look.

Which means it qualifies admirably as a 'crap' joke, yes?

My contract with T Mobile is up for renewal. Anybody recently got a top notch deal worth me checking out?

No we're not. yours sincerely, The Cats.

I could have written that, word for word. Plenty of ponies on Exmoor!

Very emotional, hope we give him a big call out on Tuesday. RIP mate.

Lambert quote 'The last thing i remember is shouting 'On me 'ead Chambo' then i woke up in a hospital bed.'

Giggsy wiggzy - marvellous.

We used to gob on the passing traffic from the bridge when we was kids and didn't know no better!

The highlight for me was seeing Oliver Hill's futuristic 1949 built bus station canopy at Newbury Park underground station, due to diversions because of engineering work that day.

fail try again - it's free.

I've looked through every book I've got on Saints players past and present, and there is absolutely NO MENTION of anyone called Draino76 having turned out for the club.

Weymouth - sleeping giant.

Wall of Voodoo - Mexican Radio 'Wish I was in Tijuana, eatin' barbecued Iguana'

Ian Dury - My Old Man

Wessex Water are all for it.

Thunderclap Newman, weren't they from Hampshire somewhere?

The Ultra-Moderates? Hard core moderates - is that possible?