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That's one less sunbed they can reserve.

I used to give a bloke a lift to work, he was fine one day and a week later died of a brain tumor.

Silence Timothy.

TBF Cortese is more Bruno Tonioli than Benito Mussolini.

You're entitled to your view. I don't share it though. Pardew was a dead man walking long before he was sacked. I think sacking AP was the right decision btw.

Sadly many of us cannot take what nicola says at face value.

You have a point.

I'd really love this.

The club needs to issue a statement (if the story is untrue) denying they are looking to sell the club. They owe us that after all the nonsense/worry we've had to put up with over the last few years.

That'll teach the bloody convicts.

Not as funny as my "Mike Hunt" text to Solent. I'd love to hear that again.

There is a scenario no-one has mentioned. Let us assume that The Sun story is fiction. If this is the case I think it's reasonable to come to the conclusion that Nicola has done something to annoy them. I think the clue is in the article with the spelling of Nicolas name. The more I think bout it the more I think this story is retaliation and Nicola has put his foot in it again.

ticket

I'm gonna read the Daily mail to cheer myself up. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1335854/Sharm-el-Sheikh-shark-attack-German-tourist-70-killed-arm-ripped-off.html That's better.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

The Yanks will frame him, that is for sure. They framed poor OJ and Jacko. One can sometimes underestimate the intelligence of Americans but in these cases the Jurers restored our faith in the land of the free. Sadly this is not always the case and the standrads have slipped, most notably in post 1960 Alabama.

I once read about an hieress, I think her father made his fortune from Cornish tin, and she left all her money to a cat. Needless to say her family were not very happy about it.

That'd be an impressive situation if you're a Sundeland fan.

I'll be interested to hear Jackanorys take on the story.

Tell us more.

The Man Utd of the South. I like the sound of that.

I'm not so sure about that Gemmel. Since the rise on the back of the announcement there has been litte speculation on them. Slight dip by .5p today. We'll know for sure whether Rupert has had them round for Saint Agur and Port by the end of the week if normal service is resumed and the SP is back down sub 50.

You'd be thinking of Herman. As far as i'm aware he's on a gap year and is currently trekking in the Belgian Congo.

I asked you to put yourself in the mindset of a Islamic Terrorist, not a ginger student.

Who? What? Where? How?