dune

You lied, but there is a Saints 1976 and of course me SaintsSFC.

I will check this.

Is anyone else playing at 18.00? It's free to enter, password this week "beckham" with a £250 pot. Register with sky poker to play every Sunday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs7V_IBQcDg&feature=grec_index What's on your recommended list?

They are not just receptionists, they are public sector receptionists. The same can be said of those in the council offices.

I can't be bothered with this. Your humour is beneath me.

I love you.

And i'm going to join the club and have a smallish punt on Desire Petroleum. At 133p it's still a good price if they've hit the jackpot, but after so many flase hopes being raised it'd be foolish (or incredibly smart...) to go in big. 125p is the most i'll pay though. For Immediate Release 2 December 2010 Drilling Update Rachel North Exploration Well 14/15-2 Oil Discovery Desire Petroleum plc (AIM DES) the oil and gas company wholly focussed on the North Falkland Basin, wishes to advise that the 14/15-2 Rachel North well has reached a total depth of 3052 metres. Preliminary data collected indicate that this well is an oil discovery. The company has run an initial suite of wireline logs and this together with the drilling data indicate that the well encountered a 349 metres gross interval from 2621 metres to 2970 metres of sands and shales with hydrocarbons ,of which 57 metres is net pay in multiple zones. The thickest zone is 8 metres thick with an average porosity of 20% . Other zones are thinly bedded and lower porosity but require further analysis from additional wireline logs to establish reservoir potential. Desire now intends to complete the wireline logging and wireline sampling programme to obtain more information on the reservoir quality, the hydrocarbon saturations and the fluid type to assess the significance of this discovery. Further information will be released in due course. Commenting on the well, Stephen Phipps Chairman of Desire said, "It is highly encouraging that the initial results from the Rachel North well endorse both our findings and geological model from the previously drilled Rachel sidetrack well. This discovery combined with Rockhoppers' Sea Lion discovery confirms our belief that the eastern flank play fairway in the North Falkland Basin is highly prospective and that further oil fields will be discovered in this area". Subsurface support is provided to Desire Petroleum by Senergy (GB) Ltd and the results reported today are based on the work of the Senergy operations team. This statement has been approved by Dr Ian Duncan of Desire Petroleum plc, who is a Fellow of the Geological Society, Chartered Geologist, and a member of the American Association of Petroleum Geologists with over 35 years experience in petroleum exploration and management.

An update on my tips... Asian Citrus Holdings ^ 9% Arian Silver ^ 2% Silver spruce ^ 25% Cleardebt ^ 23% ITV ^ 4% North America Palladium ^ 9% I won't mention the ones that have gone down. And todays tip is Polo Resources.

IMO Wenger hasn't do a very good job with Theo Walcott and he hasn't progressed as a player of his calibre should have. I think it would be bad more for Chamberlain to leave at this stage in terms of his playing career, but it's all about money now with so many players so I doubt this will be the overiding consideration.

Just to add that in my experience the most jumped up receptionists can be found in doctors surgeries. They actually think they're ualified professionals. I have found that of all receptionists these ones get the most rattled when you give it back to them. The flash on pure anger in the eyes I got the other week was brilliant. Serves her right for totally blanking me and leaving me stood their like a plum for 2 minutes while she re-arranged her biros.

Scotty you were clearly caught off guard, but with age and experiences such as this you'll learn. I hate jumped up receptionist/cashiers etc. What you need to do when they get clever is knock them off their perch. In this instance i'd have instantly come back with with "what's it gotta do with you?" The casher would clearly have been annoyed at this reply (good) but they couldn't have said anything as technically you were asking a reasonable question and thus you weren't being rude (even though that was your intention because they deserved it). Another one of my favourites is to ask to speak to someone more senior. You could ask to speak to a manager, but by asking to speak to someone more senior it emphasises their lowly position and lands a heftier blow.

Dear Boj, I have noticed that in the bit where the avatar sits there is lots of blank space directly to the right. I really like my current avatar, but I also have other avatars i'd like to use such as the Daily Express Crusader logo, Cecil standing astride the continent of Africa, The Empire period flag, The UKIP logo, and Prince Phillip. Please can you fix it for me to have an avatar collage. Love, Dune.

You sad bastards.

Would have been funnier without the . Far too much use of the on here.

Carry On Camping in on Yesterday now. FAF.

You're supposed to keep coming out with rib tickling comments.

That's strange as you made two attempts at humour aimed at me. I think you're desperate for the attention and that you laugh at your own jokes.

Were you were worried you hadn't attracted my attention the first time?

I'd quite like to go back to "Words of Wisdom".

I need some of the abuse I get deflecting in his direction. He should never have been banned imo.

What does it take to earn the stripes?

You're really smart View From The Bedroom.

17.8 (12 hour days).