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Forget it, I haven't got a clue and frankly I don't care. So long as Saints win on the pitch i'll be happy.

I'm guessing he's a righback. Could be wrong.

You seem pretty wasted. So I'd make a guess on your i.d based on that.

Kit room Cabaret is well worth the subscription.

Agree. Which is why i'd be in favour of a reintroduction of treadmills to create electricity.

I don't eat foreign food.

Did you mean heaven?

A wise move. You wouldn't want to show yourself up twice in one day.

Pronounciation. Pro-noun-see-a-shon or Pro-nun-see-a-shon? You have a chance to semi redeem yourself.

Using your brain to multifunction in the colonies is aspired to by many but achieved by few.

1. Lacking education or knowledge. 2. Showing or arising from a lack of education or knowledge: an ignorant mistake. 3. Unaware or uninformed That was Colin prior to his education on this thread. So what is he now that he has been educated, yet still persists with his "haitch"?

It obviously is because it's wrong.

Here's one for you all - plaque. Plack or plark.

I say scone as in bone, therefore this is the correct way.

You'd never comment on it, but you'd notice it. Well I would anyway and the higher you go up the class system (it's there like it or not) the more important little details are in getting on.

So are you saying that throughout your formative years you were never once told how to say "H" correctly?

I would suggest a lack of education is more of a factor. Primary schools and parents should correct basic things like this.

If you're unwashed and scruffy it's an image.

The difference between your boss and Colin is that your boss may be unaware that he's saying it wrong - he's ignorant. I therefore concede the point that it'd be presumptious to call him thick. Colin on the other hand is no longer ignorant as he has been educated today on this thread, and therefore Colin is now deliberately choosing to act in a thick manner.

If you go for a job you iron your shirt, polish your shoes, have a shave, groom your hair, make sure you nailes are cut and not dirty etc etc. Image is very important in getting on in life.

You are a lost cause Colin. Carry on looking thick.

I'm intollerant of ignorance Colin, and given that you have been educated on the subject you have no reason to remain so. My image of you is as i've already described. You say haitch, fully aware that it is wrong, because you like to present yourself as a common person and as such make an effort to present yourelf as a bit uneducated.

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The point i make is correct and you know it Colin. Why are you so afraid of speaking properly?

There is no deabte to be had. I admire you for admitting your ignorance, but I feel sad for you because I think you will continue to say "H" wrong despite being told how to say it properly. In fact I suspect you knew you were wrong long ago, but you're strangely proud of your illiteracy. Perhaps you wear it as a badge to say "Colin is proud to be common".