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Not muslims, fanatics that claim to be muslims yet interpret and distort the Koran to justify cold blooded murder. Much much more pressure needs putting on the muslim comunity because these people are their people and they could, if they so wished, deal it a major blow in the UK.

It may have been difficult for all but the most sensitive to spot, but I am a guy with strong senses and am known to cry quite a lot. But please do not pity me, this is the hand I have been dealt and I try to channel my love and compassion to bring a little sunshine to the lives of others. I may even have been imagining it, but every so often I get the feeling that VFTT doesn't show me as much love as he does for others. Tonight ( or last night if you are reading this tomorrow which is therefore today) I offered VFTT an Olive Branch, but I forgot to say that I love him, not in a sexual way, but in the way that Jesus loves everyone and everything, and that i'd like to share my sunshine and bathe in the warm light of his. Let this thread be an inspiration to us all and let us all feel the love.

Was gutted first I discovered the Atlantic queen, i was going through spell of denial and took a bird, and she was getting all uptight and gave me the silent treatment when I turned the bar stool upside down to make room for 4 - selfish *****. Dunno what it is with women and homophobia - reckon she was a closet tranny.

Alps if you ever decided to come over for a game give me a shout cos it's be a ****ing scream to go to footie with you. I'd get you ****ing hammered and it'd be comedy gold. Serious offer btw mate.

Cabaret at the Atlantic queen on a Friday night, pick up free condoms for weekend, pull off duty Rozzer. The Edge of a Saturday, wear a Saints shirt, meet TSF posters, swop post it cyber notes, back in time to call delldays a **** on here. Take the dog for a walk on the common, collect twigs for the fire - best ones near the toilets, then down the angel for a game of pool.

But if there was what would it be? And i agree, hairy *****s are always sweaty and unless freshy soaped they compromise my exacting hygiene standards and I cannot help thinking has it been washed since the last time.

And no requests? Give me some inspiration, i'm thinking **** pic for btf, gorgie and sue, but wide pics must be later in the book.

Well i can and i'm ****ed so you must be a right thick ****.

I didn't. And why'd you say that? Thought you and me got on OK and now imply i'm a liar. As you imply this I think you are special and not normal. And that is a ******** insult and inthe process have been spawned (i know it pwned of somethinh whatever that ****s all about). I wasnt to hear from my mate dsm cos some one tried to ban me the other week and apart the dsm and maybe 1 other sound mod 9though not as cool as dsm who would be on jeremy kyles sub xero board i dunno who it was. Or is that jeremy clarksons but, **** it who cares dsm would be at home with kyle or clarkson cos he's got the x factor and is a real mans man/.ladies man/funny guy/kinda guys you look up to and think yeh i wanna be like that. Soz dsm if this embarrasses you but i ****ing love you. Topman.

Please be sensible, and actually it'd work cos i had a row of leylandii to cut down the other week and **** using a saw cos that like takes pushing and pulling and then it sticks and then out come the chea0p sxe from wilkos thats rubber haddle slips and it dont cut anyway, so out comes the drill and 160 holes in the trunk later timber!!!, but because i'm smart and of these hands on "if you've got the tools you can build a bird table with a picture and pole kinda giy i though a chainsaw will do this best but then i thought a chainsaw costs serious money, and this is where my genious set it, i bout and angles grinder and bobs you uncles ground the **** outta the trunks. And this explains the sharness of my mower blade because i ground it and apart from blinting it a bit using it to suck up hedge trimmings - you see i'm a smart thinker, it'd give a bowling green fisnnish

If you're quick, and sometells me how to make a photo go from my pc to here i'll do it now, but please don't think of things too far out the garden or tpwards other peeps bedroom windows, ha ha theres a bird who lives on a road down from mine and she's got ****ing rubbish frosted glass and i'm not deliberately perving because i planted an oak tree in my garden 3 years ago and it's my favourtest tree and i'm gonna get a plaque made up in the will so it's always remembered as the tree that i planted and one day it'll be like robin hoods, although if it was it'd be fallen down cos robbins tree is held up by wood, but my tree wouldn't be, unless of course i become famous which hasn't yet happened altough i did do a bit of standup when at uni and only my mates laughed because my jokes were a modernist approach to manning ans students in general prefer baked beans and 129p double cheeseburgers and I was too classy angel ham,e egg and chips kinda bloke. **** knows what i was gonna ask but ask away. Oh yeah and the tree is ****all near the sight to the window, but it is if you sorta face the other way.

K, this could well be my last try, but it's mazin, really. I have a new Nikon D5000 DSLR camera that was very expensive (not that i'm one to go for all this bragging and labels and ****) with a discreet Nikon logo and no chavvy button on label on the sleeve and it wasn't from ebay = it was from jessops and i payed cash because i don't need to use credit. So i'm now up to page 35 and am therefore 1/3 a professional. What pic would you like me to take for you and il'll post it up and tell you about what mode it was on and some other ****.

Do you also have tatoos?

Anyone else here have a job as an early morning van driver when you pull a munt deep pile carpet burger, or do you prefer it like this?

Hey mods, have you put me on Troll mode or something where no-one can read my posts, i'm getting narked by everyone bypassing the bestest thread on here by country mile. Feed the troll you ****s.

Norwich away season we went down, stood next to a certain mad **** tsf poste, saints score - utter utter carnage. Certainly lighytened the move after getting physically thrown out of the bigg boozer. What ****s putting the bogs upstairs, when you gotta spew its ****ing hard to hold and that poor girl below the balcony wasn't a pretty sote.

Right it's time for some great Saints memories. Palace away the year we went down, booze from the supertmarket, ceiling tiles underfoot, happy ****ing days.

Definteltly agree. We've got the best gaffer in L1 i think just song as Cortese doesn't do anything silly early doors we will go up i think, could be a edgy start though

And as the fred is already showing the signs of rivallin drivel such as the pompey thread and dsm's amazing words ( proper big words too - clever guy and sound as a pound too - in fact apart from Baj who is god i'd say he's jesus ) on the word association thread, this thread is hereby becoming The Thread about anything you ****ing like.

Mr Thorpe can you please pay attention and join the debate.

**** it, lets change the course of thread, Alps you're a good sport, howz about a Aussie Alps Solent challenge> Are you intrigued?

2 minutes gone, corner to plymuff, saints clear, 0plymuff knock it aimlessback, saints fluff the clearence. goes behind for another corner. Not so happt now are we?

You can still insult others posters though, that's the beauty. I insult Dilldays all the time. It's not what you know, it's who you know, and i'm in bal's magic circle. And what a circle it is, it's ****ing magic. Dulldays on the other hand has no friends apart from sailors although sailors are cool, really nice boys, top lads.

**** it, I can't wait any longer, let's get in on.

A game of the season may just be a game, but a season of games be the games of the season.