Right, that's new flights booked - 420 quid FFS, and airport parking cancelled. Who's best for airport parking at Gatwick (sensible answer please you muppets)?
Oh FFS, it gets worse, I ring up and get through to an Indian call centre, and when I asked to be put through to an English office was informed that the Derby office doesn't have a telephone. Un-****ing-believeable.
The Tories will ship votes not only to Labour but also to UKIP. It's gonna be a bleak night in Con v Lab areas, but in Con v Lib areas it will be a better night as no-one likes the wishy washy Liberals.