Master Bates

Nooooooooooooooooo, unless if it's for Coleman

Bit high, and he agrees with whatever Blackmore days, like last weekend when Blackmore said a red, Tessem said yes I think it's definitely a red, then when Blackmore mentioned a possible soft touch yellow, Tessem said yes I think it's a definite yellow. Put me off him straight away. Bring back Merrington

Hypochondriac in the other thread says Merrington's retiring at the end of the season.

Maybe he'll be doing less games this season and yeah as you say. I always hoped he'd stay on til he yeah. I remember the days of Grant Coleman and Alan Ball, golden times

Don't know, but it's clear Tessem has been being lined up as a replacement

Tafazolli assist

I think Tessem's being lined up to replace Merrington

Go to 96.1fm

Is Dave poorly? Missing for the 3rd time on Radio Solent, 2 in a row. Same excuse, off on his travels but.... I hope he's not poorly.

Passed away, RIP

Must win imo

Doyle only 15yrs

Lost 1 0

1 0 down

Still no team news for tonight

Everton reject £1.5m bid for Theirry Small. They want £5m. Small joined without a fee having been agreed.

There were those pics of him at the hotel weeks before and sailing in.

Valery to Olympiacos, loan.

I'm better than you tbf

Ward-Prowse was the only player to get an assist but not score a goal.

I didn't realise Hasenhuttl was a substitute, Elyounoussi only got a brace. Gotta love the Dailyfail https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9926887/Newport-0-8-Southampton-Saints-HAMMER-League-Two-opponents.html

I went 7 0, so I'm glad I didn't bet

What are the odds on Leicester and Man Utd putting up a twitter post saying: "Not quite 9 0 is it"

Alright people calm down.