Master Bates

Hypochondriac in the other thread says Merrington's retiring at the end of the season.

Maybe he'll be doing less games this season and yeah as you say. I always hoped he'd stay on til he yeah. I remember the days of Grant Coleman and Alan Ball, golden times

Don't know, but it's clear Tessem has been being lined up as a replacement

Tafazolli assist

I think Tessem's being lined up to replace Merrington

Go to 96.1fm

Is Dave poorly? Missing for the 3rd time on Radio Solent, 2 in a row. Same excuse, off on his travels but.... I hope he's not poorly.

Passed away, RIP

Must win imo

Doyle only 15yrs

Lost 1 0

1 0 down

Still no team news for tonight

Everton reject £1.5m bid for Theirry Small. They want £5m. Small joined without a fee having been agreed.

There were those pics of him at the hotel weeks before and sailing in.

Valery to Olympiacos, loan.

I'm better than you tbf

Ward-Prowse was the only player to get an assist but not score a goal.

I didn't realise Hasenhuttl was a substitute, Elyounoussi only got a brace. Gotta love the Dailyfail https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9926887/Newport-0-8-Southampton-Saints-HAMMER-League-Two-opponents.html

I went 7 0, so I'm glad I didn't bet

What are the odds on Leicester and Man Utd putting up a twitter post saying: "Not quite 9 0 is it"

Alright people calm down.

I wasn't including the own goal

Why not? Injuries etc, anything with us is possible, I don't see why not tbf. One goal in 2 games We've scored thus far.