Master Bates

We should get him cloned. Something, Something, Redmond, Something, Redmond, Something, Something, Redmond, Something, Redmond, Something

Lorenzo Lucca being looked at, €10m

Now 4 1

Olly Lancashire scores

Am I allowed to say we're 2 0 down without getting shot?

I have a feeling Surman will do well

I suggested that and yeah lol

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Alright, calm down. I won't bother anymore. This place is becoming worse and worse. I'm out. Enjoy the kiddies playground everyone. EDIT Sorry I didn't have a crystal ball to know it was a technology issue

Didn't see it, put your knickers back on fella/woman. At least I posted the things about Dave Merringtons in his thread from 2012 and posted other things in related threads from years or months back. Maybe I didnt fancy doing a search for once. Why have you got to be so picky?

Yeah they didn't have them up earlier, as per the pic

We have subs

U18s

1 0 down

Do we need more players or what? No subs for the U18s, what's going on?

No subs for the U18s! Wtaf?

Will we submit? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58648153

Nooooooooooooooooo, unless if it's for Coleman

Bit high, and he agrees with whatever Blackmore days, like last weekend when Blackmore said a red, Tessem said yes I think it's definitely a red, then when Blackmore mentioned a possible soft touch yellow, Tessem said yes I think it's a definite yellow. Put me off him straight away. Bring back Merrington

Hypochondriac in the other thread says Merrington's retiring at the end of the season.

Maybe he'll be doing less games this season and yeah as you say. I always hoped he'd stay on til he yeah. I remember the days of Grant Coleman and Alan Ball, golden times

Don't know, but it's clear Tessem has been being lined up as a replacement

Tafazolli assist