Master Bates

Does any one have a Ronaldo shirt for sale to give to my mate for his birthday? He's a big Man Utd fan and I wanna be a c**t to him.

Prawned

Buy a lime, squeeze the juice into a glass, add fizzy water and sugar?

Pomegranate one is much better.

A well that's alright, i'm immortal.

Buying Cristiano Ronaldo - £80 million Wages per week - £225,000 Signing on bonus - £3 million Future goal and assist bonusses - £1.5 million The look on Manchester United fans faces next season when they realise they were in fact a one-man team - Priceless.

Buying Cristiano Ronaldo - £80 million Wages per week - £225,000 Signing on bonus - £3 million Future goal and assist bonusses - £1.5 million The look on Manchester United fans faces next season when they realise they were in fact a one-man team - Priceless.

I can't find it, are they at it like rabbits?

You got wires, going in. You got wires, coming out of your skin.

Solar flares to start 2012. Got a different link for the other one, yahoo blocked at work. Ta

Todays Echo is near on the same as yesterdays, "Pinnacle's Race Against Time", saying that it'll most probably go to the wire blaah blaah blaah

Gorgeous!

I can never get down far enough to limbo.

Mmmm.... interesting.....

Anyone got one of those condoms with the numbing stuff inside that helps with pre-ejac? If so can I have it so I can turn it inside out and go see Stanley while he sleeps.

I like these 200%

The Swiss Consortium (money coming from Zurich) that was in the running to buy Saints is still keen on a deal and will make a move if Pinnacle fail. Todays Echo.

People stayed up

Ooooooooooooo, creepy trippy out s**t

All depends, was it oak or fir? and did the tree react?

Ok you got me, cumming alot today aren't I

I like this link, quite interesting: http://www.skysports.com/opinion/0,25219,12085,00.html

Well, I came a little.

Mike Ashley - Newcastle David Traktovenko - Sydney FC

They've already asked that one on clubfanzine in another thread, he say no.