Master Bates

Keeping his cards close to his chest possibly.

Also here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A52688488

Saw that yesterday, one of the forum posters on that forum came out with it all, and now obviously someone's turned it in to a supposedly true story. The same guy posted on the forum saying he had an e.mail from Mark Fry saying everything was fine, the e.mail I believe ended up being proved to be fake, as did the rest of it.

Happy Birthday Henry Allingham! http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090606/tuk-henry-allingham-celebrates-113th-bir-dba1618.html

FEARS were mounting last night over who is really putting the money into Portsmouth's proposed takeover. Premier League chiefs still do not know full details of the bid by Sulaiman Al-Fahim. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2467483/Who-is-buying-Pompey.html

8.52pm in the Big Brother coffin... Jade hasn't moved for 43 days.

Not nice reading that My cousin's recently got to the constipation stage, no longer eating or drinking either, just sleeps. Must be hard knowing your dying yet doing a blog, fair play Marc, RIP, thoughts with the family.

+100

Pic of that Sophie bird in todays Sun with her baps out.

Neither, just saying Sheffield United are very very keen and have made an approach.

Today's Echo has Surman to Sheffield United.

I wasn't being sarcy I was joking with ya, good job I didn't write what I was originally gonna write. Thought everyone knew you had to subscribe to get more than 3 posts a day and pm priviledges. Now chin up.

Bloody hell, about 12 lots to choose from, I just closed my eyes flicked a coin and picked where it landed.

Last I heard denying recent interest in Newcastle *-boom- -boom- -boom-boom- -boom- -boom- Da da da da da, de da. Da da da da da, da da da, de da da*

Meridian Tonight and the guy said that "fans were even talking about possibly even Rod Stewart", then he and Fred Skate C**t face piece of s**t Dinenage laughed

Just heard..... a little bit of wind come out my doggy's bottom. How is this Saints related? because it's full of hot air.

Rattles are becoming a little shaky.

You can't afford to receive a pm.

As far as i'm aware my mate got paid.

"The money was given to Notts County by the Football League. As part of their rules, all transfer payments initially go to the league. They then distribute it to the relevant club, rather than the funds being exchanged directly". "As Saints owed cash to Notts County, the league took the necessary amount out of the Swansea cash and transferred it to the League Two side." Title on the front page of the echo reads "League withold Saints Cash".

Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged. Balloon prices were inflated. Horses began to stabilise.

The Football League have witheld the £200k from Nathan Dyer's transfer fee and have paid off Notts County for Leon Best. Also, Saints will remain tight lipped on the futures of Mark Wotte, David McGoldrick & Andrew Surman. All in today's Echo.

I'm eating pizza.

Oh yes