Master Bates

When do you break up for xmas hols?

She can zuck me anytime.

tbf you changed my life

This may cheer you up fella http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=104647#post104647

Cat litter linings Draft excluders

What's the biggest draw back in the Jungle? An elephant's foreskin!

With this year's "I'm a Celebrity..." line-up having been announced, we'll finally get an answer to the question "Do Behrs sh*t in the woods?".

Why have Dot Cotton when you can have Kilroy Silk

Another forum a while ago, thought this was the right thread to use it in, seeing as no one responded except us two sad peeps.

Me too, but I can't go near them cause they make me come out in hives. Ok, i'll beehave now.

No idea fella, just a man having the first post of this thread read to him.

Strategically placed error imo.

Yeah but Ponty didn't Loved Flight of the Navigator, wanted one of those small creature things.

Nothing gets passed you does it.

Remember 'not the mama' from Dinosaurs? Well it's him but he grew human-esque features

I prefer the pic of her and Zoe McConnell naked in the shower (google images) and the link it takes you to

http://www.chanitz.com/2008/10/food-eaten-by-family-shown-in-one-week.html

Someone say no.

How did you come across this by the way miserableoldgit?

Nah, the plane's been there for years, even before I was born.

That's just round the corner from where I live. You on about the plane? I know it used to belong to Mrs King my teacher at Heathfield First School. Don't know if she still lives there.