Master Bates

On a wing and a prayer

Jacob Bruun Larsen https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12287515/Southampton-weighing-Hoffenheim-star-Jacob-Bruun-Larsen.html

No, that's a defender

Are we not getting one of theirs?

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/23648316.southampton-goalkeeper-mat-lis-joins-sport-republics-goztepe-loan/

Pen

Signed

I didn't think, eek, time to delete it

Benfica tomorrow

*inappropriate

This

His transfer fell through, now back at Saints.

What? Alcaraz is leaving? (I'm just messing)

Chorley not?

What happened, did you go blind?

Just realised you can see the trees of the New Forest in the 3rd away kit, gold being the moon?

Sponsor peeling off already.....

I did Pahars, I'd still have his babies now.

Papa Smurf finally signs

Its This month. Let's go tomorrow or Monday 10th.

Fonte if he comes.

Abu signs https://www.astamfordbridgetoofar.com/2023/07/derrick-abu-signs-southampton-after-his-chelsea-contract-expired-latest-news/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12259965/Chelsea-talks-Southampton-38m-rated-Tino-Livramento-plans-loan-back.html

I'm yet to understand it all.

I'm crying, I'm really crying, Agatha go get the budgie out the cage; but why grandma? I need cheering up and the cat's hungry.