Master Bates

You're right, Ward-Prowse is not leaving England.

The missus fancies him too.

Nah, only the ones for JZ feat Linkin Park

If Burnley stump up the money yes.

This is true

He passed it to him, rookie mistake. AND Ward-Prowse had nowt to do with it, I'm certain

Or even better, Stephens shouldn't have passed it to KWP 🤦‍♂️

Stephens passed it to Walker-Peters knowing he's cack, his fault

OH snap

I blame Stephens, no? 5MjhFQo.mp4

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Whooooooooah, we're the best team on the South Coast, We play in black and gold, he knows he's going bald, And we like coke and mentoooos. (I thought having coke AND mentos would definitely knock the Mars bar head off top spot)

Let's see THAT again... 93e679f3.mp4_t=0.mp4

Helloooooooo ello ello https://shekicks.net/southampton-fc-women-sign-jemma-purfield/

So he's boycotting too

The Pen.

Gonna win 12 0 innit bruv, innit innit innit, gonna win 12 0 bruv AGAGAGAGAGAGA

Newcastle currently end talks over Livramento

It seems as though he's looking for a job as opposed to anything else....

Monaco to wait til January for Salisu.

Move stalled, paperwork issues

£5 Saints website https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/match/reading-vs-southampton-pre-season-friendly-2023-07-22?utm_source=twitter

They're changing the last line to "AND WE LIKE TO EAT MENTOOOOS" Following on from the success of that Mars bar on that dicks head.

Hello there... https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/news/article/pike-becomes-womens-newest-addition

Ings to Saints if West Ham sign Broja 😲