Master Bates

Honestly not a fan. I'd stick her in the recycling bin.

Cant stand that woman, she should have been jailed. Trust me, I don't exercise over that one.

Nowt in front

Red. Nowt to report from behind.

Just about to walk past the Stadium. If there's a Sky Sports crew I'll wave, stick my tongue out and make moronic animal noises. I'll be the one in blue.

Nayew that's for sure. You'd be pants.

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Ayew? I'm not

Saints reject Marseille loan bid for Mara

Put poisonous substance on it and cover your mouth, or swallow the hanky whole.

I recommend silk socks as it slides to the bottom.

I thought it would be Lego, to help us lego of the Premiership after relegation.

Plenty of strikers on the railways so I hear.

Who will be sponsoring us?

Sounds like you have food poisoning to me.

2 2 full time

He's going to Leicester.

Just been arrested now cheers.

€17m bid rejected for Kamaldeen Sulemana

Mouth full of c0ck on live TV

LAKES, RIVERS AND STREAMS https://www.mysocceraustralia.com/sports/2023/league-cup-southampton-vs-newcastle-united-s3/ https://soccerstreams100.io/event/eng-league_cup/newcastle-united-at-southampton-live-soccer-stats/662163

https://www.londonworld.com/sport/football/arsenal/arsenal-leeds-united-and-man-city-weighing-up-swoop-for-southampton-prospect-3999092

Arsenal, Man City & Leeds want him

Do you win a prize?

I prefer the sound of the new guy Janny B