Dave Benson Phillips

* Yawn * I am off out to have 'a life' .

It's so amusing Daren, the right top of the comedy tree. Well thought out and humorous. It is funny that most of the people who come on here and take the p!ss about people losing out on the installment plan are from USA, France, Plymouth etc etc... but if it gives them a sense of well-being, bless 'em.

Haven't you got someones boots to polish or something?

What am I making up Nick? The fact that we now have PROOF , 100% FACT that not everyone reads the OS?

Is communication the worse it has ever been? Yes it is, I don't think anyone can doubt that, so I found the comment about communication being their main focus in the last year rather amusing. People were telling me that EVERYONE reads the OS so EVERYONE should have known about season tickets. Considering 30% of people ONLINE don't visit the OS, let alone the even higher percentage that don't use the internet for leisure/football... I think we can safely say that whoever thought that simply releasing details on the OS suffice were wrong. :cool:

Not talking about transfers and speculation, but the overall communication at the club now is worse than it's ever been in the 25 years or so I have been actively supporting Saints... so it's quite ironic they slip in a " we have worked hard over the last year to improve communication " , infact it's almost a darn right insult!!!

Are they taking the f*cking p!ss or something or are they just deluded?

Correct, which is excellent.

... don't use the official website. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2100819,00.html What? Surely this is wrong, people like djharvey and NickG told me EVERYONE reads the OS

Depends who you are with I guess... luckily the corporate contacts I have that I end up in a box with all like a good day on the beers... Marc Jacksons ( bosses ) box the beer was always flowing. I don't think they have the box now though. :-(

McDouble major fail, it's Thompson who lives in this area.

It is Thompson who lives in Chandlers Ford... NOT Venables.

Poker = Won. Saturday may well turn into a bit more of a messy one.

The IRA were more active on the mainland than Bin Ladens lot will ever be able to be. The IRA caused much more risk to national security than Al-Quaeda ever could, and we didn't get our knickers in a twist then. Having said that, the more immigration continues, the higher the threat becomes.

Ahh, never used to be. 2 hours drinking before. ( 6 pints ) £21 Half-time ( 2 pints ) £7 1 hours drinking after ( 3 pints ) £10.50 Buffet £15 Best seat in house £25 Yep, I reckon I could get my moneys worth at that rate. You have to remember that these are aimed at the Corporate market... and are very good value for that to be fair and priced to get people in, in the hope of repeat business. Edit: Alright then, I will have enough buffet for 2 people. £30

To be fair, it's a fakkin good laugh in the MLT and boxes where the booze is free, but yes, f*ck paying for the '1885 Club' and still having to pay for your beer.

We also discussed the removal of the legends names off the suites and for some wacky reason, most people decided there was no problem with it.

I would suggest that the said person MIGHT have the same surname. And the first name might have been changed to someones name whom you will be able to find linked to the said person... although not John... as it goes. And I am not saying any more because I am sure there are laws etc...

It's not a very imaginative name. Doing a quick bit of research you can easily piece it together.

Fair comment. I have finished playing around with a couple of them now, I will send you a friend suggestion for them through facebook. xx

I know his name, I know he lives in the Valley Park area of Chandlers Ford.

Tehcnically I did have his autograph on his guest card when he came in for a look around the gym... and his address... and his phone number etc etc... I bottled it at the time and shredded it because would have defo cost me my job and probably a day in court.

She won't be f*cking someone else on Sunday... I might be though.

The Chief Case officer for HMRC vs Portsmouth City FC is indeed a Saints season ticket holder. This is 100% true story.

You really are a boring sap. I would have kicked Thompson into an inch of his life if I had realised who he was at the time when I met him.