whelk

Wes Streeting only won by 500 odd votes and Jonathan Ashworth losing is mad given the landslide - two of Labour’s major spokesmen could have been done.

Just need Truss to get fucked and a near perfect night

Got to feel for the Rwandan Treasury

Starmer speech very good

Rees Mogg lol lol lol

SNP aren’t go8ng to get the 10 seats the exit poll predicted

Crazy they still need 20 more seats

Strange in terms of percentages massively helping Labour and LibDems without significantly changing

Truss is the one I most want to go out of all of them

Nice to see so many of you boys still awake

Mordaunt gone. Although surprised Tories even have a chance in a shithole like Portsmouth

Can’t have it all. Rupert Lowe elected

Haha fuck off Galloway

2-0 and that’s a hat

Northern fuckwits. Don’t bite Badger

Poll showed that only 2% of Under 25s will vote Tory. Only going to get worse for them as the kids are very unlikely to turn Tory later given what they have seen and largely been fucked at expense of pensioners

Does anyone really want to see background screens of vote counts in Sunderland and Blyth? Pointless imo

CH4

They need to get a hold of Dorries. Behaving like a very pissed aunt at a wedding not letting others speak.

Only Fans beckons

Steve Baker has got fuck all of a tan for having been relaxing in Greece

Hate to admit it but have warmed to Kwarteng. Relatively straightforward

Nadine Dorries making out the poll is disappointing for Labour

And Hartlepool by election was only 3 years ago and talk of 10 more years of Tory rule