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Judging by Onuacho we can take the Belgium league goal scoring stats with a pinch of salt

Will ‘Cock’ suffice?

Yeah amusing although also a little frightening how the playbook is rolled out and swallowed by some. Telegraph is now campaigning against civil servants earning more than £100k. Never mind that comparing with a 7 year old stat so guess what more people pass through that thresholds. I know someone who works very closely with cabinet ministers and confirms they are largely achieving nothing and rely on very strong and informed civil servants. But overpaid civil servants (and lawyers) are responsible for failing migration and nothing to do with headline seeking twats in govt creating their own mess and no idea how to solve. Funny how they highlight this issue that they seem incapable of solving , you’d think they’d want to divert although clearly plans are well Labour will be soft on it - see Batman

Bless. Someone looking for some attention?

Fucking free kick record. Who gives a fuck on a stat just used by commentators that seems to now be such a thing? Which player has won the most free kicks? Who has taken the most throw-ins? Quickest player to leave the pitch when substituted?Most goals scored in red boots? Completed passes?

Yeah akin to hey alcoholic when you think you have had enough, stop drinking….. but our whisky is great and will give you powers

Gambling adverts pretending they care about punters wellbeing. Token bs ‘hey get support’ whilst we put this thing your addicted to in front of you at every turn and market it as such fun.

Great band

Fuck off. Have more faith in Armstrong than JWP for pens

Would knives be involved?

Chapel was the noisiest I have known it. Have some lads decamped?

Is Colombia’s Guzman related to Mexico’s ElChapo? Plays dirty and wouldn’t look out of place in the cartel.

Gets a lot of stick but standard of skill in that game looked pretty good.

I like that we seem to have a very straightforward manager in RM and press conference seem interesting in that he is speaking honestly

Go to play under Poch Lavia. London much better than Liverpool too although Chelsea is often a basket case of a club

Fucking prima donnas. So disloyal. Have everything and can’t show respect to the team that helped give them that. Little cunt

Did you follow the Bundersliga last season? Dortmund blew it on final day

Why is Akpom going so cheap and why aren’t we in for him? Appreciate last year of contract explains most of the price but much better than Adams surely?

Do you think he has fully thought it through and what it might mean for his BBC Sports Personality of the Year nomination?

Did you not see a red squiggle under your text you thick cunt? Imagine trying to be smug but not having anywhere near the intelligence and actually highlighting you cannot spell. Tip for you, try hey Siri or Alexa. “How do you spell Vic tish us”. Probably quite a few other words they can help you with as well

Never known a prediction from Saintweb posters not to come true

It wouldn’t be the start of a saints season if the general mood was positive. Fans even thinking shit we do well we will lose Martin, Wilcox etc. There isn’t anything the club does that will make these people optimistic. Let’s hope Ryan Manning is shit otherwise he will be picked off by Leeds or Leicester and that will leave us with no full backs and we will just spiral inevitably into League one

Do you think many Americans care about colonial history over 250 years ago?

3% nor heard of Trump? ok might have no opinion

I want to know what you plan to write on your bed sheet?