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This weather can fuck off

Cows farting and all that methane?

They just scored a second - a penalty and they all celebrated wildly although still 2-5 down. Moment that world cups are good for

It’s only in the morning. What you missing?

Panama are 1-0 up yet still 20/1 to win against France which is slightly mad but guess lead not expected to last

I think he has a point. Media seem to love terms and now putting ‘bomb’ on things. We are British we love talking about the weather but has started to become over dramatised. Should we soon be expecting a flash drought https://time.com/6243307/bomb-cyclone-weather-climate-change-definitions/#

Hearing people say ‘jeopardy’ all the time. Like people have discovered a new word

Yeah, you try to do it now and the bastards will call it sexist

Was this you?

Hey you aren’t calling LD a gullible fool are you? He remembers when you had real weathermen. No birds.

And the shorts?

You’ll be getting old LD moist

England looking a lot better. Will win this WC

You been on the podcasts again?

More confident having listened to the Wednesday fan on Totally Saints podcast.

Their preseason doesn’t show anything to be fearful of

There needs to be a read aloud function for Saintweb posts. Although I might giggle at a posh lady saying ‘cunt’

Just notice ‘Nothing Compares’ is on Sky. Worth a watch

Yeah I just missed out on Plymouth- fucking ridiculously small allocation for the Man Utd of the Championship

He once said he works in a shop but his age varies so hard to know the truth

It might sound crazy but put a load of smashed up crisps in your pants. Don’t ask me why but it works

So all the experts agree? Or Kraken’s experts trump all others

Don’t worry lads Centrica are still surviving. Nice tidy 6 month profit off our energy bills. Still some pricks that don’t support a windfall tax.

Some careful use of masking tape and I reckon I could get a game

And another