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People who say they have a bad six when they mean bad back

Dreadfully sad. Poor things in wrong place at wrong time. Not necessarily time to make political point but mental health issues so underfunded in this country now. Loads of potentially dangerous people out there who need help before they break

Yeah why believe Sky, BBC, CNN etc. reporters on the ground when we have Jonnyboy and Batman supplying the truth?

Man after me own heart

Is the incident in Nottingham terror related?

Who buys this guff?

More respect for Sunak speaking out against Johnson. Why is that bald cunt Berry getting interviewed by everyone? Stop giving these people airtime FFS it isn’t balanced reporting just encourages the halfwits

See our resident Wolfie Smith has been on again sprinkling his emojis

Fucking mask wearers. Not true men eh?

Very misused word now and seems to be applied to mild sexist references which is so far from hating women. But hey people love a new word to bandy about

Missus wants to go on a cruise this year. What do the MLT followers think of the chances we may fall off the edge of the world? Should I be worried that such incidents are covered up?

What?! You mean I thought about knocking one out over a seam. Phew

Switched over from Sky News to Laura K and she is interviewing SNP leader. FFS that is what everyone wants to see this morning eh!

Have you and Millbrook Saint ever thought of doing a podcast together?

How many years will it be for everyone before you forget the ricochet off Ederson’s knee? everything is the ‘most important’ and ‘never will be forgotten’ I will forgot this game v quickly

Just mentioned not one VAR check. It can be done

Statues ore. Get a grip. Utd’s CL win immeasurably more memorable. Forgettable game really although of course treble is some feat

I wish Sky would outbid BT for European football. Coverage so much better all round

“Was that the best ever……” oh fuck off you hysterical tarts

I’d trade Birtles for Lescott

This idiot was the Chairman of the Tory Party. What the fuck?

Some interesting bets here. I reckon the Liverpool mention is good value

I do get I am probably a bit irrational about it but he has always irritated me. No doubt a nice fella but BT’s coverage is normally poor and he just wants to always big up everything and obsesses about ref controversies when I th8nk he doesn’t really like football

Jake Humphrey spoils football

I wouldn’t mix with you in real life so probably wouldn’t hear your drivel. But if I did would be happy to call you out without fear of a hiding. Guess what I am clever and hard.