whelk

Why aren’t the Jews using their space lasers? If ever a time to put them to use

Couldn’t see Conte but which Conte woudl they put in?

Whoever selected Jones was more mental

Fancy £20m Poch for short term contract?

Finally!

Hope that young man has learnt a lesson

Link?

Fries not chips

Problem is signal at St Mary’s is so shit cannot take advantage

Memory may be playing tricks on me but don’t wolves always turn us over when we take the lead?

Just seen Bednarek OG on MOTD. Didn’t realise at the time how shit he was

There is hope. I am at accepted

We need the next Vincent Kompany

My protest is fuck going to the Grimsby game

Still staggering that we paid compensation for this bloke. Everyone I know was gobsmacked at the appointment and hoped we may have missed something. Comical appointment and struggle to think of a worse appointment in PL history

I’ve stopped even hoping relegation rivals lose as they are no longer rival. Laughable that we are so adrift and down in mid-Feb

Can’t see NJ getting the same welcome Bournemouth gave Eddie Howe if he ever returns. Howe looked quite emotional

My left bollock could have given a better half time talk

Why has no one been to Luton?

Weirdly

Does anyone know MLG in real life? Gone missing for some time now ignoring so many dog whistles

Guess not too much to discuss other than absolutely devastating. Heartbreaking hearing people’s accounts but also think some reporting is too intrusive. One father just pulled out being asked how he felt - he just broke down realising all his children were probably dead.

I think everyone should shit in their hands and throw it on the pitch

I’ll be there and moan like buggery all game. Unfortunately I can’t whistle well but will boo like billyo at full time. Then off to the pub to discuss how this fuckwit is still at the club.

All gamblers are cunts. I paraphrase