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Has he been banned?

He was moaning at why Arsenal celebrated beating Fulham as if it was so important. He’s a fucking relic. Brilliant clip of him suggesting Pep needed to get Sam Allardyce in to sort the City defence. Football Cliches podcast is brilliant and do a Keys Corner slot.

He’s a hairy cunt

Wait for the new Imodium ad - no one should be ashamed of diarrhoea

Tough draw for first round but hopefully will get her shit together and be strong again, Ranked 80th now

What is period shaming? We shouldn’t be doing it according to some advert. Showed a pair of pants with some blood on them. Not aimed at me I guess as genuinely can’t remember what they were advertising.

Hope the squad isn’t spread too thin

Understood

Same was said about Salisu last season. also @The Cat

@The Cat

Passion and dugouts innit. And scouse humour

That skinny fucker cant weigh more than 9 stone. Ralph woudl batter him

He is actually a decent bloke

2-0 win to Saints. On a roll

Will he be down the pecking order though?

Is he related to Matt Target?

Interesting that the Dutch for chicken is the same in English

Still with the naff thread title I see

Apparently Reece James hasn’t travelled with team

Constant references to DNA or The DNA when taking about football. Who knew Bournemouth Football Club has a DNA?

What brings you back to UK?

Yes very good podcast indeed. Campbell is always worth listening to and speaks so much sense on so many things. Starmer could do with someone as shrewd as him on his comms. Rory Stewart is a decent bloke too.

Sky Sports ‘expert’ explaining how well Bournemouth do in the transfer market. Yeah model fucking club

Am I missing something with the excuse to dump raw sewage in rivers and the sea being excess water that uses the same drainage so only way it can process? But haven’t we had one of the driest summers on record so where is the excess water coming from?

Has he resigned yet?