whelk

Think you may be overly thinking the seriousness of the post. Maybe we could abolish border control and really speed it up?

I don’t think I have ever seen this in St Mary’s and pretty much done every home game for years. Obviously can see those that are there for the team playing Saints but never seen them openly in colours

There is plenty of evidence that we are at high risk of getting relegated. I know some panic when we have 35 points in March but no signs we are better than 3 teams at the mo. Can easily turn it around of course but 15/8 is too high IMO

Or they at waiving every fucker through as they can’t be arsed to do the job. Stupid comparison though. Like if I had to pick up your broom your bosses would be saying fucking hell Whelk is showing Weston how it should be done. But it’s not my skill set ceiling and not an efficient use of resources

Source not named I see

It is going to blow their little inbred minds seeing a pint poured upside down. They will think it witchcraft

It was a standout shit performance from him. This isn’t ‘haters’. He made a difference when came on at Palace but was dreadful on Tuesday

Getting home from the supermarket and thinking fuck that I am not going out again

People who block junctions as desperate to move up in traffic jam and then don’t look you in the eye to acknowledge they have been a silly cunt when you can’t turn right.

Maybe an age thing but those severe square fringes eg Micah Richards

Fuckers that stand still in supermarkets. Also suspicious of some in mobility scooters although I realise that is because I am a judgemental prick

They don’t say bigot but misogynist which is so flippantly used to apply to even mild sexism. Like homophobia now is used to anyone referring to something that a homosexual might take offence at. It used to be used in context of someone who would not tolerate anyone gay.

He’s not bright enough to understand how things get traction. ‘this Beth woman’? What a piece of work

Easy one then

I just heard a cockerel

I am sure there was less analysis of the WC final

Beyond funny now. How did Rico Lewis play?!!!

FFS another interview then no doubt an ad break

Why is it now de Broin not de Broina?

Whitey is going to be like a bear tomorrow when he posts. A man needs his sleep

they want you to have a carabou energy drink to keep going

Mary Earps seems nice and confident pundit

I have always thought he is a screaming homosexual. See military dad in American Beauty

SOG needs to rebrand to just be The Git. More marketable

Unless they live under a repressed dinosaur dad who couldn’t bear the thought of his daughters playing football. Anyone know of such a sad character?