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Haaland is much taller than Truss

I wouldn’t dare suggest there may be someone more suitable for the job of Home Secretary who could out perform Braverman. Never , no way. Pure merit

Never describe Romeu as average

She doesn’t seem to be uniting the party and her cabinet appointments appears just a continuation of the stooges. So no fresh start to get anyone excited, no vision other than an aspirational Britain bollocks - unfortunately she doesn’t have the oration skills to even get that to sound anything other than blah. More of same Johnson without any charisma. Although TBF I do agree with the freezing of energy prices so she may get some little bounce from that, I assume the Telegraph and Mail will be championing it from the rafters and not voicing the same opinion of the Spectator article. There will be no mention that this is the same leftie policy that Labour would apply which they would have been pissing their pants over.

Tory rag doesn’t seem to be enamoured. Country hit a new low with that cabinet. And also chose to give Johnny Mercer the boot. A long two years with this fucker at the helm. But there will be some laughs at how her incompetence will be exposed. What was it 55 Tory MPs voted for her in the first round? https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/the-horrifying-truth-about-liz-truss

I am yet to be convinced that Kwarteng isn’t the biggest cunt of them all

Shame he didn’t sign off by saying don’t forget the kettle saving. Although wouldn’t be him without some Ancient Greek/Roman reference https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnsons-reference-to-roman-dictator-cincinnatus-hints-at-his-return-12691090

Cannot be accused of sleeping her way to the top

Fuck me listening to Boris I now realise what a roaring success this government has been. Pretty much sorted and improved every area of government

I assumed that is was to give more focus to necking the sherry? Another one who should have been no where near government.

Watching World War II: Behind Closed Doors on BBC4 and I conclude Russians are absolute cunts.

Jonny is now reading the Express

And while you are there sort out the crappy 4G signal

Think I must have heard about ‘in-trays’ fifty times today. Are in-trays making a comeback?

Won’t miss this one but Braverman as bad

Sounds like Pitt, the Younger from Blackadder

When do I get my NI back?

What’s with Gary Neville and his noises?

It will be a lot easier for you if you just admit you are gay

Yes and pretty much perfect. £40pa

Fuck off VAR. Fucking joke

Good article mate

Shearer didn’t think the VVD was a red. ‘Having played the game’ is a bs argument and half the players are clueless. Imagine Clinton Morrison and Paul Merson deciding?

Shambolic yesterday. VVD such an obvious red. Mendy ‘foul’ was bollocks. Palace push a player into their keeper and get a foul on keeper to rule out goal. all could be missed in real time but fuck me these twats are reviewing and still getting so wrong. Waste of fucking time when such incompetence in refereeing pool

Bless him - got a yellow on his debut against Mallorca