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Penny Mordaunt has a penis. You heard it here first

Have you missed the point this is race related? The pathetic fear of being tarnished a racist put vulnerable girls at risk so save your what about white abusers please.

Hope Sunak wins as the Daily Mail seems to hate the thought of him winning.

Alastair Campbell has new show coming out called Make me Prime Minister or something where give members of public tests to see if they have what it takes. Very timely

Now it’s really interesting to see who this guy gets behind

Trudeau a terrible leader IMO - don’t know if he was involved but agree fucking the pipe is essential to demonstrate to Putin who will see as pathetic weak west

So fucking ridiculous so many pricks terrified of being seen as a racist they are more happy to let Pakistanis abuse children. The Council and police have blood on their hands in Telford. Weak cunts but great on diversity initiatives

Refreshing hearing someone like Ken Clarke on Newsnight. Some these sound bite driven light weights should listen and learn. he is appalled and said first 24 hours has been depressing.

Normally I just belt out a rendition of Gloria Gaynor’s I am what I am

Although tbf has a bit more meaning than it is what it is

‘Drops’ when referring to podcasts

I kind of agree but what if someone referred to Steffi Graff’s record grand slam titles - would you say that was ridiculous?

Most of them are too stupid, like most populists, to understand the complexity. Dumbed down to promises that sound good. They have such a history of delivering too. Remember it was these twats that wanted the NI hike which was incredible grab of lowest paid people’s income.

All the pundits and journos on the Andrew Neill show thought it was going to be Sunak v Truss. Javid speech today was okay and he seems the one I trust the most. Know someone who worked with him in Health and she said he was a decent bloke who wanted detail. Although she liked working with Hancock too

I think I might become a woman to celebrate even more

Ballon d’or winner up front

It’s Northern Ireland I feel sorry for - going to be hammered by us.

Bloody hell thought Norway were decent not a Latvia. Ellen White is better than Che Adams

Why are most of you fuckers not talking about knockers?

ok the change in title made me click Would’ve preferred knockers to boobs though

Listening to them all after 12 years of rule and all this time all they needed to do was cut taxes and find efficiencies in all public services. Now they are going to do that so all great and that is the master plan. Worry8ng that down to 200,000 old rich people to elect us the PM for next 2 years. FWIW I prefer Sunak as the best of a very shit bunch. How did it get to this?!

Can EE stop patronising me please. You cunts

He clearly stinks of piss.