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Good question Football Special. Bollocks are also known as testicles that are two oval shaped organs that are in inside the scrotum. Would you like to know more about scrotums?

Happy with it but been happy with some previous transfer windows and turns out we signed loads of duds. Can’t complain about SR’s approach and lot rests now with manager to create a cohesive team. I’m probably alone with this, but think Aribo could still be a useful asset in this division. Ditto Edozie

Looked very ropey first 2 games and Konate got injured. Just pleased for Palace not getting fucked over by them

Brilliant news

Piers Morgan your hero?

I imagine you’re more of a cunt than Sue Smith.

What has spoiled deadlines day for me is Sky’s inconsistent blurring of number plates. Did it for Isak but not Wissa.

Are any of these passenger planes or just all full of footballers on deadline day?

Without exaggeration that is the most inaccurate table in Christendom

Have Portsmouth bought anyone?

Unlike in the 80s when there where lovely flowers everywhere, beautiful buildings and no crime or litter

They got all shitty with TAA but will welcome Isak. ‘Imagine not being them’

I am dubious about that. Why would a club ever put something like that in writing?

And well served with Turkish barbers on Shirley High st

15 year olds are famous for listening to advice from that age group

Newcastle replacing one sulky greedy centre forward with another one. Would have love both Isak and Wissa to not get their moves

Good old 40 something Sherwood telling Max Dowman to have nothing to do with social media

I want to think he’s an absolute gobshite but he is quite a natural I think

It’s beautiful, clearly going to the wrong parts

Got to still earn to pay his missus’s legal bills

Want Rangers to win. Don’t give a fuck about Martin although it has been funny. Hate Celtic, the IRA supporting cunts who hate England

It’s sweet that you are so fond of me Nic but don’t you think this obsession is getting a little strange?

I don’t disagree NHS a needs reform, but those simpletons in Reform don’t have the nous to do anything sensible about it. They will have someone to blame of course when they make it worse and let their corrupt mates cream off the taxpayer. Charlatans just tapping into people’s disillusionment. The only one thing positive is that their obvious popularity should have woken up the other parties that people want action on immigration and don’t think it is some far right issue.

20% through the term. Lol

Of course you have. More stories than SOG this one. Fall ill every holiday