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She’ll laugh about it at some point later and now known globally for a little while. Some achievement to get it perfect as well. Maybe some scrutiny is needed on her bank account

Any mentions for Joe Beasley and Cheeky Monkey?

Top own goaling

Foden has two kids with his girlfriend. Thought he was just a kid himself

Piece of piss. 3-0 Saints

paddy power had Ronaldo 5/2 to have shot on target each half. Don’t know if realised they are playing Leeds so seems a gift. Not in yet so might eat my words

Ukrainians are hard bastards too so unless they have Nazi style approach to dealing with resistance can’t see it being anything but hugely messy for them.

Very naive to think sanctions can’t severely f**k them

You sure about that?

Judging by his recent haircut I assumed he had some sort of breakdown

Funny I have never liked Burnley but now I am a big fan

Carragher’s high pitched squealing shouldn’t be allowed. Bias little prick getting a hardon thinking Liverpool are back in it

Still missing a couple of balloons but fire brigade seem completely uninterested

Where the f**k is it? Fake news

Itchen Bridge closing too

I find setting fire to a neighbours bin helps

And the bloody clowns who were trip wiring across from chimney to chimney in our road have cried off.

Have you sought out any support? There are always hidden victims but important to find courage to seek help.

I did consider but opted for sellotape in the end

News loving this. Who doesn’t like a good weather story? Don’t park your car near a tree - top tip but a tad impractical

I’ve got night out so better not scare the Uber drivers I rely on.

I just hope those loose balloons in my garden don’t blow away

See endless ways you can become an influencer

How about Lighthouse knocks one out whilst playing Ludo?

Have we got a Saintsweb influencer? Charlie Wayman?