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Yeah we went to beach. I used my judgment taht we are not infected and didn’t go near anyone else. My instincts are good

Let’s Fcking hope Peston doesn’t get the first one. Or any

I love so many get forensic over their posts. ‘Show me show me’ I couldn’t give much of a fck if I was wrong and was a different poster but yes I am definitely not trawling through the thread to find. It is not made up and patently clear that you cannot understand Cummings’ role. Don’t worry Wes agrees he is a mere advisor too. Daily Mail must be getting too excitable too

But ultimately it is Barnard who looks after the castle right?

Fair play with sticking to not having a clue. Politics isn’t for everyone sweetie

Haha Like David Brent looking up stats about Dostoyevsky

Mate you arwrite loads and loads and can’t grasp basics. Like discussing with SOG. I recall you didn’t understand why testing was needed. You clearly don’t have a modicum of understanding of advisory roles. Suggest you Amy start watching The Thick of It and see if you really concentrate you might be able to see a parallel with Malcolm Tucker.

Boris tellingly didn’t answer the visiting the castle question which would have been a clear fck you ‘the mob’ have got it wrong if he knew he hadn’t. Suckers on here probably think he hasn’t had time to ask him that one. Weston probably thinks Cummings clocks off a 430 on Friday in his standard civil servant role

You can’t distinguish between a key role in public office and a sportsman so not much hope I’m afraid. You don’t understand how politics works.

Astounding how many things you don’t seem to grasp. Which is fair enough but normally those people stay quiet not try and debate and embarrass themselves

Only people who can’t see anything wrong clearly have, or quite happily would break the lockdown. Same people posting pity stories too

I’m incandescent makes me less coherent

Maybe better off talking with your thick mates and you can be the smart one?

Fcking hell. Yeah mate his integrity shines through not like all those obedient fools who did what they were told.

Chemical Ali impression as was Shapps. Patronising but misjudged Made me smile seeing on Twitter: I haven’t seen Twitter this angry and united since U2 put that album in our phones.

Nice Civil Service Tweet https://twitter.com/UKCivilService/status/1264600481688702977

They should insist these journos ask one question. So many seemingly want their moment. Did do any ‘come backs’ either.

What a useless pr1ck Pestom was. Loves sound of own voice and allowed waffle. BBC and Ch4 Qs good and clearly annoying him. He just wants to get through them and get out. Made it all worse though. Do even Tories trust this cnt?

A must watch at 5pm as it was. Now even more so

I don’t know if would be funny to have Shapps wheeled out again at the briefing today? Whoever it is I bet has thought about feigning a migraine. Hopes its that smarmy cnt Hancock.

Nice to know we have a strong leader who steps up in a crisis and never tries to hide. What the fck is his approval rating at the mo?

He wanted a photo of me yesterday. Not taking his beloved party’s meltdown well.

Finally.... Nice timing just as Shapps prepares to talk about the A66 on Sophie Ridge and Andrew Marr

He likes to try to be this smug contrarian idiot. Just heard that Greece, who introduced lockdown early, only had 170 deaths so far. That low number was absolutely nothing to do with locking down.

More from Alastair Campbell please. Excellent on Sky News. Had to switch from BBC as that wet idiot who used to do South Today saying many of the public are saying this is a Westminster bubble story. Exactly as Campbell highlights these plums are so easily taken and overridingly cautious about seen to be neutral just makes insipid tv.