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Shane Long fcks up a basic pass

My water bill should be going down since we’ve all started pissing on the fence

You deduce a lot from my post you senile old fcker.

You might find the substitute better than the real thing. Give it a go!

Ed Miliband seems to have far more passion and presence than previously. If I didn’t know better I’d say a leader in waiting

Saw players were still doing it yesterday. When is it going to end? Symbolic at first but now just feels like a daft routine. Like clapping for NHS loses impact when just an expected performance of obligation.

Not the right thread but Graham Linehan removed from Twitter for hateful conduct towards Trans people. Seems mental but that platform not going to have much of a future if they remove people like him. JK Rowling next?

Adverts have gone to a new level since COVID but fck me Dove - ‘share your video of Dads care to help inspire Dads everywhere’ err no please fuck off.

Do you think it should be as interesting?

I always find it impossible to pin you to any side😀 guess who has just found the ‘go to next unread button’?

First rule of leadership is go in hard and make an example of someone. Good on him as she is fcking annoying anyway and it upsets Len McCluskey.

Knowing that this time next week I can be in a pub

Wouldn’t you prefer watching with the original audio (Flemish?) with subtitles? Good discipline in concentrating and not looking at your phone too. Also think it makes the acting look better than it may actually be. Maybe I’m just a pretentious luvvie?

Psycho stabbing cunts.

When have the police got any flack for shooting such people?

Where’s Batman to give us the insight?

Funny how the media making out people going to beach are somehow breaking the rules. Piss easy to social distance on a beach and even the photos of Bournemouth yesterday you can see people are spaced out. Of course if you take pics at eye level it looks rammed but aerial shots show spacing. declaring Major Incident - what exactly did their MI team have to do yesterday?

Yeah when he said to McManaman he just shrugged and said they knew they’d won it.

Good to see BT encouraging fans to gather and light flares. Twats

Good game this. absolutely hate this show fans on Zoom shite. nauseating hearing commentators milking the scouse title bit. We all know it so hardly fcking breathtaking

It is one of life’s mysteries how no one across all of ITV can see their weather maps are shit

Hook Hojberg the useless twat

We play backwards so unnecessarily and cost us. Useless pricks

If you want a voucher I can DM you? Mine arrived but don’t need