whelk

Buy Promes

Henry fcking Winter.

Was Ryan Babel 12 yo when playing for Liverpool?

Unfunny car stickers. May have mentioned before. My other car is a Porsche.

Mascots that are too tall

Local news on Breakfast Tv telling you to join us again in 30 mins when it is identical news you’ve already heard. Flies

Has the Mail also mentioned he used to be a communist?

Rory Stewart should join the LibDems. Too smart to be a Tory

I’m with you with garden bastards

BBC breakfast is basically news. What you lot expecting?

Are you still a thing? I guess your the sort of bloke who probably longs to go to a pub but never gets invited. UJ has talked of pubs when he PMs so maybe you could meet up and chat? might even get yourself a friend?

Tapatalk shows it all merged so I inadvertently read about such sh1t unfortunately. Thanks for the advice though

Yeah I love reading about exciting cars. Hey did you watch Top Gear last night? What a gang eh.

You must be gutted you didn’t have Reyes. Would have been a right result for you at the weekend

Buttler gone. Not good

Ha you keep posting about your Maserati. Clearly this meets some need. I’ll stick to winding people up and laughing at frauds like Jeff. Although genuinely having sweepstakes on people dying is beyond contempt. I expect better from Shurlock.

Paddy Power wanted your post code?

You laugh if I put a bet on when your mum dies then?

So let me get this right. You hope he dies so you win money?

Waking up clueless as to what day it is and then realising it is Saturday morning. And you weren’t really naked and late for an exam you hadn’t revised for.

T 7

The hypotenuse is more efficient

Gypsies

You’ll be too busy singing your little songs sunshine. Oh no you don’t actually go to games poppet. Sing sing

If a cnt sits next to me singing all game I’ll knock him out.