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People who stab you repeatedly then p1ss on you without saying sorry.

Have they established how VAR will be implemented yet? Ref to pitch side screen or some remote bastard? Supporters going to be able to see any replays?

South Today leading with a national story just covered on National news that could be applied to any region. Poor grammar from football pundits ‘them passes’

I’ll have a Guinness. Receives Guinness. And a Budweiser. No allowance for barman to analyse the critical path

People at bar ordering one drink at a time.

Man arrested in Newcastle after throwing milkshake at Nigel Farage http://news.sky.com/story/man-arrested-in-newcastle-after-throwing-milkshake-at-nigel-farage-11724800

Cameramen who pan to crappy felt-tip written “please can I have your shirt” placards.

Cyclists on the pavement Sky Sports News reading banal tweets Fckers who tell radio djs how much they are enjoying the show

Chickens man

Admire your persistence peddling this horsesh1t. You realise Cardiff won 10 games and still got relegated. 5 should do it though.

I have just read Venkys are behind LD Sports. Fronted by Michael Knighton. Worrying.

Relax when we get to the magic 25 points for safety.

We will draw our first game at home.

Did we cheat our way out of L1?

You know they were in 2nd place in PL with 60 minutes to go?

Haven’t heard it was Sterling’s definitively so not really weird.

Watford bottled it and made it easy for them. And didnt want to shoot but yeah not healthy

Have scousers taken offence at Wonderwall yet being about them.

City were in trouble til De Bruyne came on. Jenas says MOM as flipped this game on its head when he cane on with them 2-0 up

Poor old Gomes. Not a great way to go out

If De Bruyne stays fit next season they will be even stronger than this season. Incredible player. Even Mahrez has bedded in.

David silva must be winning awards for that hair transplant. So much body and silky Game over

How did Friend get the FA cup final?

Surprising thought the identity would never be cracked. The hack probably had to shell out for a McDonald’s and a bag of crisps to bribe someone to talk

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