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To make light of Ed Davey’s concerns for his son you have to be a massive cunt

Fuck me he will be in the minority. Those cunts are universally Reform.

I voted at lunchtime. Went in and 8 administrators and one voter speaking to one of them. I went to one who looked bored out of her skull and was told to get in the queue behind the other chap. Quintessential British experience

Bless, these desperate sad little cunts and their readers, they’ll be weeping tomorrow. Powerless and pathetic.

Baresi was only 4ft 3

Good 1970s footballer name. Know fuck all about him but great signing

And let’s not forget the erstwhile Foreign Secretary, Raab holidaying in Crete whilst Kabul fell. Although he did have his mobile with him

Kevin Danso starts

On a separate note I like Ed Davey. He seems fun

It is so desperate you almost suspect saboteurs amongst them. Will no doubt be a case study for what not to do

Now the attack line is that Starmer wants to spend time with his family. Yeah that will put off so many voters

Political commentators constantly referring to ‘super majority’. Meaningless bollocks in our constitution although I know they all love a new term

Still been some highlights

If this goes to pens then no one you’d want in goal more than Oblak

Yeah I did think is there nothing that won’t cause an argument here

Aye the desperation of being a columnist and needing material. Embarrassing

Good fantasy footballer filler for £3.9m

Comical that anyone thinks Mbappe is going to take over from Messi and Ronaldo.

Ahh so not any original thought of your own. Sad to be so impressionable after all these years. Especially given what a massive prick he is

I genuinely cannot fathom what sort of twisted immoral fucker you have to be to be enamoured with Trump. Sort of person who must fiddle insurance claims, would never go to the aid of others and basically a selfish cowardly cunt.

Just imagine what Southgate would do with this Spanish team. Imagine 33 attempts at goal - he’d do his nut at such entertaining

The Great Escape, very apt

Wouldn’t have disagreed but now funny

£5m a year

Southgate deserves everything coming his way.