whelk

Lee Mason is fcking hopeless

Not the fact he would go to Chelsea but more that public comment albeit a joke. I don't care and is nothing story really but gives the Mirror their 'exclusive'.

And give strict instructions to not pass the ball forward. Don't concede!

I wouldn't count Shaw - that was nothing to do with MP's shrewd eye for a player. The rest apart from Chambers have not shown they are good enough for PL at the moment so would say that was showing naivety. Actually agree MP is good at coaching young players though. I don't think it is so much a manager thing more quality of crop thing with RK.

Indeed and amazing that even one person would buy the Star.i thought LVG was getting any money to spend money to spend any more as it would all be for Pep, Mourinho, Poch of whoever else gets linked with job.

Loads of Utd fans have no confidence and even bookies only have them fractionally odds on. 3 selective quotes from a forum not really worth noting. Utd fan arrogance shocker. Wow

Impressive. Have you got a before and after pic preferably teh 'after' wearing you old trousers pulling out your waistband, it's all I know

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/southamptons-ronald-koeman-wants-chelsea-7228741 The poll at the bottom of article (of course not yo be trusted) shows 60% want him as next Chelsea manager.

Hohoho

I want to see a tattoo

Home and hosed. 40.6% and polls never wrong. http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-poll-idUSMTZSAPEC1MDJJ32Q

Yep - amazing what a bit of chest out posturing will do to some fans. Mind I can't stand Glenn Murray for doing that back in L1

If not posted already interview with Sam Wallace. He loves Saints http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/southampton/12115921/Southampton-striker-Charlie-Austin-delighted-to-return-after-taking-the-long-route-to-Premier-League-football.html

Looks like Tadic will be going to prison

Yeah can't even have a laugh hissing at Jews can ya?

Good article. Remember that goal against Villa. Superb control. 1min 4 secs in...... http://youtu.be/5vIPwW0pi54

'That run' - we are just over halfway so Norwich will have to play same sides at some point and don't have a goal scorer although never know Naismith maybe fire some life into them.

Gomis and Montero have been pretty crap. Montero has flashes of brilliance and Gomis is about a good a finisher as JWP or Davis. Reason they are down there. Ayew also massively over rated IMO

Back open http://bit.ly/1Qf4kEY

This is a truly hilarious clip

No wonder Sol Campbell acting career never took off http://en.espn.co.uk/blogs/sport/story/354781.html Overlooked in Snatch as well

You can't be too careful and worth investigating terrorist houses http://gu.com/p/4gxc2?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

How many at Pompey?

He would make a natural arbitrator

I think we need a few account numbers and sort codes posted to firm this up