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Or smells of wee ?

I see. We are going for the "My Dad is bigger than yours" playground mentality. I'll leave you to it.

Can we name a full squad and plonk them on the bench, or must we name 5 like in the Championship ?

City also have the Charity Shield the week before, but not sure how serious either match will be and if he even participates (for long).

I love the b*ll*cks posted on this site...

Well, I will say one thing for Rupert Lowe. At least he didnt embarrass us with tasteless cheesy tat (unless you count Forecast), like Al-Fayed has done to Fullham. Our attempt pales into comparison :

You carry on with your bored trolling, noodles.

Is it still stood there ? Some enterprising Fulham fan hasnt had a car crash into it or hacked its head off during the night ?

Yet more irrelevancies. We had no players at Euro 2012, meaning they were doing it a month earlier, meaning our players are back in training already and Balotelli probably doesnt report back for another fortnight.

Nope, you just sit there, fingers hovering over keys, waiting to pounce on slight inaccuracies in joke threads, GREAT life. You're welcome to it :lol:

Libel ??? You self-important twerp.

Yeah, and the blonde he is knobbing is actually a brunette who has just done her roots. Get. A. Life.

Would be f**king fantastic to pull off a shock to announce our arrival back in the PL though.

Yeah right. I started it as a bit of fun, and a number of you sad, sad dweebs pounced like sexually-frustrated alley cats.

You go ahead and worry about them then....

Who gives a flying f**k ??? He could be smoking his own sh*t for all I care. Maybe the Dom-P is an alcohol-free green version with a 10 Euro donation to homeless oran-utangs in Indoneisa as well for all I care. The bigger picture was that hopefully while he is partying, he is losing the condition to do us damage on the 19th. Christ, there are some pedantic morons on here.

You've been lucky. I will never touch Acer ever again.

The Wikipedia entry provides fascinating reading. They were really the pioneering team in Scotland back when football was codified and came under administration, but have been left behind by the times.

Agreed. Well done to that man ( and his Danish partner)

Hmmmm. Carlos Puyol's boot-boy. Looks good on paper. But for me CB is a bit of an old man's position. CB and GK are the two positions where I reckon players get better with age up until they retire.

If Iker Casillas cant be convinced, I would be happy with Schmeichel.

Is there an OAP ST-holder who always smells of wee there, or something ?

Thats quite impressive. A couple of seasons of that, we could be looking at stadium expansion.

I dont expect those in red to get squad numbers. Plenty of lattitude for squad strengthening still. GK is THE priority, imo. Then CB; we look really short there.

I know, but every little helps (hopefully). I just hope all these prima-donnas come back strutting and we just do them over due to sheer work-rate.