Lighthouse

The phrase ‘mixed skeleton’ just reminds me of this.

They started the first four games because their replacements literally hadn't been signed yet and Luke Shaw had just turned 17.

That’s not really true though, he dropped our talisman and top scorer Lambert for the very first game of the season. Even the players you listed were dropped in favour of Boruc, Shaw and Yoshida. I think he may well have kept us up but he was sacked because he was simply nowhere near as good a manager as Poch.

If the USA keeps illegal aliens in the same prison as P Diddy, would that be Alien vs. Predator?

Eskimo Salah.

These haven't got any pop ups with dirty, mature women in my area. Do you have any other links?

The Aussies lose to Zimbabwe, quite comfortably in the end too.

TBF if you live in Leicester, death is probably cause for celebration.

Christ, that’s an expensive turd. Did you weigh yourself before and after?

I had something like that and it said I aged about eleven years over the course of a week ski holiday. Thinking about it, I did actually feel like that at the time.

We’ve got them in our local gym. I’m always slightly dubious of just how accurate they are with regard to calculating fat, water and muscle mass etc. but generally give you a good overview. Apparently I have slightly heavier bones than average… so there.

I thought she did downhill, not ski jumping.

Don't forget that McCarthy has to come back and put in three fairly good performances before the end of the season, so we can inexplicably give him a new two year deal.

I’d probably make a few changes but not the whole team. Something like: Peretz Jelert Wood Quarshie Manning Charles Bragg Fellows Matsuki Edozie Larin

Unused sub last night as they lost at home to Bournemouth, as was Alcaraz who seems to be completely out of favour and hasn't scored in the league all season.