Lighthouse

There’s like half of football teams worldwide who play in some variation of blue shirts, in one of their three kits. Why this masochistic insistence that we’re wearing Pompey shirts and not Everton, Grasshopper Zürich or Dynamo Minsk I can’t fathom. I noticed our player were drinking water during a stop in play, just like Jimmy Saville used to, FFS!

-7 it is. We paid the price for a garbage first half. I just hope Tonda isn’t some wet paper tiger whose entire edge was built on cheating last season.

Still think it could be curtains for his Saints career.

Larin pressing X on his controller, instead of O or triangle.

It’s still possible. I’d say Azaz and Fellows on at HT are a must. Matsuki can come off and Dobbin or Leo depending on the latter’s injury.

Stephens showing everyone he can be a top quality defender. Unfortunately it was whilst attacking one of our free kicks.

Garbage all round. Happy new season everyone.

Because he’s sh*t.

I think all four yellows were deserved, Bree deliberately blocked their player off. Compared to all the spineless refs we’ve seen not give anything for tackles like the two on Leo, I’d much prefer this bloke.

He’s booked two of them, what else do you want? Actually three now, Larin being an absolute melon.

WTF was that from Stephens?!

The rest of football doesn't hate Boro. People are going to have to let this go at some point.

Bullied by large, physical strikers too, just like Moore (who's first name I forget) in the opening game against Wrexham.

Last season he was dreadful for Newcastle and he was basically the highest earner in our squad, even in the PL. His market is teams down the bottom, who won’t want to commit to his wages long term. It’ll probably end up being a loan late in the window.

At least if he’s sh*t we can tell him to eunt domus.