Lighthouse

We employed a level of subterfuge, albeit in a laughably bad manner, in order to gain inside information on their entire game plan and formations. It’s like playing blackjack, looking at everyone else’s cards and trying to claim you’re not cheating and the ‘benefit is marginal’.

I think you’ll find he did. Yep, that’s the general idea of having a rule. It was a deliberate ploy to cheat an opponent out of a game potentially worth £200m. I don’t think the ‘no big deal’ argument is going to wash with anybody who isn’t a Saints fan. Absolutely baseless hysteria. The FA have absolutely nothing to gain from punishing Tonda.

I think we got the message the last 41 times you mentioned Salech. He has never even been linked with us and I doubt Cardiff would sell him for anything we could afford. His main strengths as far as I could tell were playing pub football against part time welders. 4 goals in 40 appearances for us in all competitions.

What are your thoughts on Alex Jimenez and Alvaro Rodriguez?

It’s what every football club in the country does.

On what basis?

VectisSaint slapped Keith Chegwin with a haddock covered in marmalade.

F**k!!

You could say the same about our academy. Clearly the finances work out or we wouldn’t be doing it.

Clubs are clearly aware of that and have calculated that the sales lost to Chinese knockoffs don’t outweigh the profits from the higher prices they charge in the club shop. I haven’t bought a shirt full price for about 15 years now, I just wait for the end of season sales if I want one.

They’ll only charge what people are willing to pay. £45 is a ridiculous price for a tuna sandwich but if thousands of people were willing to pay it, I’d be out on Above Bar St. selling the buggers tomorrow morning.

Wednesday played in blue and white stripes when they came to SMS last season, it wont be an issue.

My personal cinematic highlight was going to see Jackass 3D about 15 years ago. The memory of a dildo the size of a nuclear submarine coming straight at me out of an IMAX screen will stay with me to the grave.

Baker chucking pies in tonight’s game, then giving away four by stacking it on the boundary.

You can feel whatever you like, if we stood by him under the incredibly naive assumption that he couldn’t possibly face a ban of some sort, then that’s our own fault. If we decided it was a risk we’re willing to take and have a contingency plan then so be it. Personally I don’t think being disqualified from a game you cheated to try and win is in any way out of proportion and nobody would be saying that if Pompey had been spying on us before a playoff semifinal.