Lighthouse

Brought off the bench on 90+2 minutes of a game we were never actually in the lead of at any point. I think he’s a decent player but we do seem to have spent £9m on a like for like swap for Archer, who we didn’t want. We’ve made it to our first half term holiday and I’m still none the wiser.

Come on, that would have been a totally different result if we'd had Steve De Ridder, Sekou Mara and Sam Amo-Ameyaw to bring on.

TBF you hate 91 football league clubs more than Pompey, so that's not saying much.

Oh poopy pants.

If you think that bench looks weak, I’ve no idea what you’d expect for a strong one. Mubama, Dobbin, Wely, Edozie, Stephens, Fellows and Bragg would start for a large number of Championship teams.

Looked like a stonewall Millwall penalty to me.

I haven’t mentioned Gaza and I wasn’t actually aware that I had a stance as such, so this is news to me but okay.

Gary Lineker thinks Just Stop Oil are wonderful, saving the planet and will be remembered, "on the right side of history." He believes that people being killed in vehicle accidents, both on the roads and at F1 races are worth it for the greater good. Anyone who takes inspiration from him on moral issues needs to have a bit of a rethink.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm0463619r1no I find this headline somewhat ironic as most of the UK has lost confidence in Man Utd.

If you just want to cherry pick (pardon the pun) those three clubs as an example then sure. If you also take into account Wolves, West Ham, Burnley, Leicester, Luton, Sheff Utd, Watford, Norwich, West Brom, Huddersfield, Cardiff, Swansea, Stoke, Boro, QPR, Wigan, Bolton, Brum and probably a couple of others who've all dropped out the PL in the last 10-12 years then actually staying in the PL at all, let alone competitively in the top half, is notoriously difficult.

I may have some bad news regarding our next game.

Would you believe we’ve actually just put in the best D1 batting display of the morning. 🤣 Essex are 101-8, Glamorgan 110-5, Notts 69-3 and Yorks 93-5.

Any attempt by Saints to even whisper anything resembling ‘entrapment’ in this case would be laughed out of court.

I remember seeing a CK advert a while back featuring a woman with a fairly obvious obesity problem just wearing her underwear. All the comments underneath were basically women saying things along the lines of: - You go girl, flaunt it! - All the haters are out just because she doesn’t conform to their size zero body expectations - OMG just love her confidence. - Don’t listen to the haters, this girl is (fire emoji) - Disgusted but sadly not surprised by all the so called men who think they can tell women what to wear. - We don’t need your permission to dress how we want, thank you insecure, incels. Amazing how many people are willing to completely flip their opinions when confronted with a woman they’re feel might be a threat to their self esteem. I used to work with a woman who having been borderline obese for many years lost a considerable amount of weight and looked much better for it. She mentioned how a couple of other women she thought were friends were basically not talking to her any more, since she lost the weight. The world can be a snidey place sometimes. I feel sorry for women, who seem to have to live with a lot more fake niceness than men do.

That’s not saying much, we make all bowling attacks look like Warne, Anderson and Akhtar.