Lighthouse

Nah, that definitely sounds like a Hampshire team.

Like what? We're talking about a West Ham player, not Lamine Yamal. He's not good enough to sign for a title-competing team like City or Arsenal. The best I could see him doing would be about another seven years at a club like Spurs or Everton and maybe having an outside chance of winning a domestic cup.

Why, it's his career? If he's being offered a disgusting pile of tax free cash to kick a football around for a few years, fair play to him.

I've no idea what that means. They're not married, Bazunu will make his own career decisions with no reference to McCarthy at all.

Apparently the deal hit a snag when Nuno phoned him up and said, "don't leave me this way!"

Thankfully these two batters don’t amount to a Hill of Beans.

Petrie getting a baptism here. 0-38 from just four overs, Yorks scoring at a rate which would win most T20 matches.

I'm not sure what wages Archer was signed on, and I'd presume there was a relegation clause written into his contract, but even so I would think he is being paid too much to be a third choice, sit on the bench option. I don't think we'll put up too much of a fight if he wants to leave.

You’d think the Spanish would be used to that, with all the Essex girls in Marbella.

I doubt Bazunu would be willing to drop to League 1, or that Leicester could afford his wages. McC is probably on a relatively low wage and will probably be back up.

Horrible news. RIP King Kev.

Don’t worry, the Argies can just hold up a banner saying they won’t the WC, even though they clearly didn’t.

You just know the f**kers are going to win it with a jammy goal from their tw*ttiest player in the 94th minute, which will be their first shot on target.

You think he couldn't be arsed with PL promotion but he's fired up and ready to go for a friendly with Eastleigh? Archer is a confidence player who needs to play the right role in the right system and it clearly didn't happen for him last year. I think to write him off as lazy is, well, lazy.

Oh boy, this outfit is going to be ‘popular’ on D-wing.