Lighthouse

TBF if you live in Leicester, death is probably cause for celebration.

Christ, that’s an expensive turd. Did you weigh yourself before and after?

I had something like that and it said I aged about eleven years over the course of a week ski holiday. Thinking about it, I did actually feel like that at the time.

We’ve got them in our local gym. I’m always slightly dubious of just how accurate they are with regard to calculating fat, water and muscle mass etc. but generally give you a good overview. Apparently I have slightly heavier bones than average… so there.

I thought she did downhill, not ski jumping.

Don't forget that McCarthy has to come back and put in three fairly good performances before the end of the season, so we can inexplicably give him a new two year deal.

I’d probably make a few changes but not the whole team. Something like: Peretz Jelert Wood Quarshie Manning Charles Bragg Fellows Matsuki Edozie Larin

Unused sub last night as they lost at home to Bournemouth, as was Alcaraz who seems to be completely out of favour and hasn't scored in the league all season.

Stubbs sees SA over the line in an absolutely mental game against Afghanistan. Scores tied - Super over. Scored tied again after a six off the final ball, goes to an even superer over. Chasing 24, Afghanistan go - 0W666wd and then out off the final ball.

You say that like nobody has talent any more. These days you need both and to be good enough, you have to be fit enough. Tiss and Keegan, as they were in their prime, wouldn't get a sniff in today's game. They'd have to get up to modern fitness standards to stand a chance.

Weirdly, that's the third time this season we've either scored or conceded four goals in one half.

I have absolutely no doubt that Tonda Eckert knows Ross Stewart is a far better striker than Cameron Archer. No doubt at all. The fact that he started the latter should tell you something, i.e. he didn't want to but on the basis of fitness he was left with little choice. I'm sure the idea of half each for Larin and Ross also occurred to Tonda, so again, if he didn't there's probably a pretty good reason for it. I don't think Tonda quite envisaged the game as it planned out but saving your stronger player for the second half, isn't the stupidest idea ever.

Meanwhile in Manchester…

Really should have done better for the first and third. Not a great game from him tonight.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!