Lighthouse

No chance. We may get one, possibly two players, probably loans.

So keen that he started basically every game for them in the second half of last season?

Brought off the bench on 90+2 minutes of a game we were never actually in the lead of at any point. I think he’s a decent player but we do seem to have spent £9m on a like for like swap for Archer, who we didn’t want. We’ve made it to our first half term holiday and I’m still none the wiser.

Come on, that would have been a totally different result if we'd had Steve De Ridder, Sekou Mara and Sam Amo-Ameyaw to bring on.

TBF you hate 91 football league clubs more than Pompey, so that's not saying much.

Oh poopy pants.

If you think that bench looks weak, I’ve no idea what you’d expect for a strong one. Mubama, Dobbin, Wely, Edozie, Stephens, Fellows and Bragg would start for a large number of Championship teams.

Looked like a stonewall Millwall penalty to me.

I haven’t mentioned Gaza and I wasn’t actually aware that I had a stance as such, so this is news to me but okay.

Gary Lineker thinks Just Stop Oil are wonderful, saving the planet and will be remembered, "on the right side of history." He believes that people being killed in vehicle accidents, both on the roads and at F1 races are worth it for the greater good. Anyone who takes inspiration from him on moral issues needs to have a bit of a rethink.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm0463619r1no I find this headline somewhat ironic as most of the UK has lost confidence in Man Utd.

If you just want to cherry pick (pardon the pun) those three clubs as an example then sure. If you also take into account Wolves, West Ham, Burnley, Leicester, Luton, Sheff Utd, Watford, Norwich, West Brom, Huddersfield, Cardiff, Swansea, Stoke, Boro, QPR, Wigan, Bolton, Brum and probably a couple of others who've all dropped out the PL in the last 10-12 years then actually staying in the PL at all, let alone competitively in the top half, is notoriously difficult.

I may have some bad news regarding our next game.

Would you believe we’ve actually just put in the best D1 batting display of the morning. 🤣 Essex are 101-8, Glamorgan 110-5, Notts 69-3 and Yorks 93-5.

Any attempt by Saints to even whisper anything resembling ‘entrapment’ in this case would be laughed out of court.