Lighthouse

No, it's misidentification and illusion. Imagination does not require visual input.

Honestly, it’s just pathetic the number of grown men who say they’re going to actually go out and vote for this unfunny, attention seeking novelty act, who just wants to make parliament all about him, despite having no meaningful and well considered policies whatsoever. It’ll be interesting to see how he gets on against Binface.

I can only assume the designer was watching his dog, just about to have a s**t, and thought, "eureka!"

At least if Che Adams stays, that'll give Ramsdale confidence in training.

That's a bit of an odd take, he had the second best SR after Labert. Vince, JW and Stubbs all chewed up deliveries for a run a ball f**k all, whilst Jack and Fuller were dogsh*t with the ball. It was spin to win today, the wrong game to be missing Daws.

Well that was a bit of okay.

I don't know why players attempt these stupid 'run up and thump it' penalties. Just do a stuttering run up and stick it the other side of the keeper FFS!!

A team starting Jannick Vestergaard in a semi final is not ‘pretty good’.

I try and look at it through the filter of ‘would I want to sign them if they’d never played for us before’? With Walcott, Lallana, Romeu and a couple that didn’t happen like Ings, it was a very firm no from me, although plenty of people disagreed. With JWP the answer would be yes, a fit 31 year old with bags of recent PL experience on a relatively cheap loan seems like a no-brainer.

Good job we were playing Mexico and not USA, otherwise two of our goals would have been suspended for a year.

We’ll have to disagree on that. I get that there’s a business need for a reasonable proportion of players with resale value but I’ll worry about the Champions League when we get there. If we don’t get promoted this season then it’s a real issue financially. That being the case I’d rather sign a 30 year old Rasiak than a 19 year old with a 50:50 chance of turning into Mo Salah or Nicholas Bignall.

A tactical, directional inversion.

I think a few people are going to be disappointed if they think we’re signing better players than JWP this summer.

It’d take more than a bag of dust to make last nights performance exciting to watch.

Not that impressive, I’d say it was a bit of a Lo-ki signing.