Lighthouse

If you look on the map, half the town is basically airport. It’s like Eastleigh knocking Inter out of the Champions League. Madness really.

He's certainly developing very well and has gone from a fringe player to one who wouldn't look out of place in the starting XI. A good alternative to Fellows if we want a more direct goal threat.

My only trip up there was Adkins' first win as Saints manager. 1-0, Lee barnard IIRC. I'd take that again, without Lee Barnard obviously.

I hope he washed his gloves after the match. I suppose it explains how Leo's goal slipped through his hands.

Sod’s Law, I went on Saturday but was working this evening. Oh well, I guess I can’t complain really.

It’d need to be someone who could pass the FAs fit and proper persons test, like Jeffrey Dahmer or David Koresh.

It’s always the ones you least suspect.

Nope, he very obviously said... None of the players I mentioned were kids, all have plenty of experience of first team football. As do players like Isak and Haaland, who would also be excluded from your definition of 'a good age'.

Apart from Ramsdale, Stewart, Manning, Downes, THB, Fellows, Scienza, Azaz and Welington, I'm struggling to think of anyone in the last couple of years.

You would have to suspect that Ross will get rested for (hopefully) Larin, depending on his fitness. Other than that, same team different results please Saints. Edwards to obviously have a blinder or a 'mare against us.

You mean apart from BBD, Armstrong, Adams and (you could argue) Archer?

That one goal, and at least two against Leicester, when he had a 0% save percentage, and the goal at Pompey, both goals at Doncaster and the second against Hull. That and having roughly the same save percentage overall this season. Criticise Baz all you want but when Peretz is getting off scot-free for very similar performances it looks more than a little biased.

Frustrating but you can't win them all. You take four points from this and Leicester away, or this and QPR, so win our next game and it looks okay in the grand scheme of things. You can talk all day about the games you should be winning but it's rearely that simply. Lacked a bit of cutting edge and luck today. If Manning's crossbar effort goes in after 25 minutes it's a different game. Azaz had one of those Azaz games, Fellows couldn't finish his dinner and the subs didn't add much either. We did our usual trick of falling asleep for one minute and let in another goal which Bazunu would have been crucified for, but the Peretz thread remains strangely dormant.

For me the Patrick Stewart ‘clothes off’ scene was the absolute peak. I’ve seen the outtakes where they had to do about six takes because Gervais just kept bursting out laughing.

Which is kind of the point really. You can see palaces, castles and other historic buildings all over the world. What the rest of the world doesn't have are Charles and Di, QE2, Will and Kat etc. I couldn't give a flying f**k about the royals but they undoubtedly hold an appeal for a lot of people around the world.