Lighthouse

How many leaders do you think we need? We have JWP, Stephens, Slotty and Peretz in the squad already.

The Death of Stalin was brilliant too.

There’s absolutely no way a human had time to react to this into order to deliberately handle the ball. His arms were up in front of him because it looked like he was about to collide with another player. I’m not saying I agree with the rule as such but I’m not disallowing this for a deliberate handball.

Good luck to him. I always assumed he was one of those we'd be selling in this window, along with Charles, so I can't get particularly upset about it, although it is a shame to lose a player of his ability.

If he scores on his debut, the stadium will be in raptors.

It’s not rigged, that’s the correct interpretation of the rules as they are written. It was given as an o.g. Because the initial shot was off target, not because it ‘got a nick’.

We did it a couple of times in League 1 by the same scoreline but I can remember any 6-1s. I thought maybe the Tranmere cup game in 2002 but having checked we did score first.

Well, it’s going to be interesting to see who turns up as three into one position doesn’t really work. One of them is going to be a bit cheesed off with a lack of game time.

Is ‘surprise meat’ another way of describing indecent exposure?

Mubama is the competition for Larin, he hasn’t come here to be left out of the match day 20 and never play. I’d be very surprised to see us sign another central striker.

Games coming thick and fast now. I would assume FD misses out, as per head injury protocol? The transfer window closes an hour after this game finishes, so hopefully it’ll be the last time wondering about which players are here next week.

It’s easier if you scroll down a bit. Or up. Depends on your persuasion.

If my GCSEs taught me anything it’s that Germans live opposite the cinema, listen to music and play football with their brother, so there could be some truth to this.