Lighthouse

Poor in the sense that they won eight out of nine and took their foot off the gas in the last three games now they're guaranteed to win the league. They're on the beach, next season will depend on how they recruit.

There is no way on Earth relegation is going to come down to Blackburn vs Pompey. Oxford and West Brom would both need about 7-9 points each from their last four games and that's not happening.

Takes him twelve minutes to beat JW's highest score of the season so far.

A player rather than a game but RIP Alex Manninger. In goal for Arsenal for the last game at the Dell, conceding perhaps the most iconic goal in Saints history. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c4g84l14e5eo

I think our home league record in 2011 was something utterly ridiculous, like won 20 and drew 2. Then we played Bristol City on 30th December and lost.

Matsuki certainly wins the award for most improved player of the season. Of all the criticisms of Still, I’m not sure that choosing not to play KM is really one of them. He had just turned 22 and never played in England before. That goal against Norwich reserves was a cracker but I think he needed a bit of time to adjust to the Championship.

The odds are still against us for second as we need a lot to all go our way. We will need to win our last four, if Ipswich get a draw or better against us then it looks almost insurmountable. Their game in hand is basically WBA when we play Man City a week Saturday, I'd say win there is still more likely than not. This Saturday's game is Ipswich vs. Boro. We want a draw really but on the balance of things, Ipswich are still favourites for that. Between this and the FA Cup, it's not what you'd call a damp squib of a finale.

Well, since attaching images crashes the server, here are today’s lucky boobs: (oYo) You’re welcome.

It's stupid from Martinez, I can't get my head around why any player would do something that daft, especially with VAR around. It's in the same boat as those ridiculous, leaning in pseudo headbutts, like the incident with BBD at Newcastle last season. You're basically trying to get sent off for violent conduct, without actually being violent.

The bad news is it’ll boost their confidence ahead of our FA Cup final.

Abbott really looks in the mood in this game, knocking stumps over for fun. Just need to get Bean out in the morning session and we should be able to see it through.

I'm not sure where that number has come from but this game was brought forward a week ago to effectively give people nine days notice. People have lives to fit this around and life's not exactly cheap with the cost of fuel going through the roof and so many home fixtures packed together.

Good riddance to Putin's Hungarian mate.

As per usual, the weather is sh**ting all over a game we're in a great position to win.

I associate them with nineties computers, which actually might explain quite a bit.