Lighthouse

Don’t know what Grealish is throwing a tantrum for, being subbed off in the 88th minute with his team cruising, 2-0 up.

Licka. He hasn’t been here for a while so it’s unusual that you would bring it up.

Tuesday night game. CTRL + C, CTRL + V please Saints.

Technically, he’s not wrong.

We've knocked them out of a cup at least twice since then, so it's not really revenge. Unless we got them in another final of course.

You could have been that one guy who lead her into temptation.

My mistake, must be confusing him with someone else. Still, sad to hear.

BFS, Moyes and Dyche all look like extras in Eastenders. Klopp like an evil chemist developing bio-weapons in a spy thriller.

Griff was dating Pompeylass at the time, I don’t think they were married. Was Toomer the guy who ran a memorabilia shop? I vaguely remember someone reporting his passing on here.

Can’t get much more sexist than telling women that domestic abuse is sexy, so long as the guy is pretty and rich, either.

I don’t see how either Obama or Clinton can be accused of war mongering. The former did little other than try and clean up Bush’s mess and stop the Arab spring turning the entire Middle East into an ISIS utopia. Clinton was pretty much justified in his actions, trying to prevent further genocide in the Balkans.

Share a lift to Southend with him and a couple of others in the Pardew season. Seemed a bit of an odd bloke but didn’t really talk that much. Jill was the woman with the cats, I never knew much about her though.

Attempted murder if it’s the incident/person I think you’re referring to. Not really a laughing matter, truth be told. He is genuinely a very troubled individual. Saintlee is now pushing up daisies, as is Latvian Tolix if anyone remembers him.

He stopped posting after I moved a large number of his posts into the compost thread and sent a bunch of PMs claiming I had an agenda against him.

We should get the squad together in a studio and record a cover of Shakespeare’s Sister.

Shall we rename the thread or leave it as is? Seems a tad macabre.

Don’t store them in a shed, the damp will distort the vinyl.

No they didn’t. The first two were widely regarded as amongst the best, if not the best, in the league during their time at Saints. Mané was world class for about his last ten games here, which in itself isn’t world class as you’ve got to consistently show yourself in that bracket to be considered one of the greats.

He's the hairy Andy Johnson.

Only Glasgow claimed it was £30m. The fee widely reported in the press was around £34m with a few more in add ons (which have almost certainly been triggered) in the £36-38m category. That was a fair enough price, in the £50-60m bracket in today's money, for a player who had yet to consistently prove himself.

Given choice, I’d just about have Beattie over Ings, mainly because he largely stayed fit. Beatt’s last three seasons (not including the Wigley mess) saw 12, 23 and 14 league goals. Ings so far has 7, 22 and 7 (let’s assume 14 for the full season if he stays).

I saw a programme once where she had a chicken stripped, tied up and rubbed all over in oil. I don’t think I’ve ever been so envious.

I think the confusion stems from you conflating two separate points; being a key worker and being unable to work with your daughter at home. For example you could be a professional sex doll tester like I er... a friend of mine and the latter would apply but not the former, so you wouldn’t be justified in sending your child to school. Anyway, you are a key worker so it’s all academic.

In 2014 we lost Lambert, Lallana and J Rod, the latter to long term injury, and with them went all our goals. 6 months later we were 3rd at Christmas. We’ve lost Mané, Toby, Virgil, Lovren, Pellè, Tadič, Wanyama and Morgan, who were all key players, whether or not they quite made the headlines that Ings does. If he leaves, we reinvest and move on. Some people are reacting to our financial figures as if we’re the only club being hit by the loss of gate receipts. We aren’t, market prices will fall to a level where people can actually afford to pay them.

You can, however the point is that simply having your daughter home as a distraction doesn’t make you a critical worker in itself.