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Honey bunchkin, however many balls I have, it's one more than you.

Patrick, you're such a damn chicken. You come out with all this macho crap all the time, but when it comes down to it, you haven't got the balls to join us. I'm a female on my own, meeting a bunch a random blokes, in a pub I've never been to, in Southampton's red light district. Yet you're the chicken. I dare you, have some balls, and join us in the pub!

Where are you looking? I'd definitely recommend Stop Gap in London. Depends mostly what sector you're looking in...

I don't know what that means, but I'm worried.

BATMAN, Pap's pub or nothing. I'm not going to hang around for you in the freezing cold outside any bloody turnstile.

To be honest Bearsy, I would prefer it if you didn't come. I've built you up in my mind as such a beast of an animal man, that I couldn't bear the disappointment of any let down.

Just to be really really really really really clear. This isn't a dating opportunity. Just a suggestion to have a beer before a football game... C'mon Batman, don't be a scaredy cat

I'm older than you think.

I have lots of mates, just not Saints supporting ones! If I were feeling inferior about my popularity, I would be too insecure to ask on here for a meet up, wouldn't I?!

Email me your pics and I'm happy to send mine back....

I the world I inhabit, men and women speaking to each other is quite normal. Are things different these days in deepest darkest Southampton? I haven't been there for a while. Seriously guys, don't be chicken, let's do this. We can meet in Pap's pub (Pap, I'm assuming it's in central Southampton?)

Well, I was about to DM you, but just before I hit send, I thought to myself - don't be chicken, Louise, email the whole damned group and see if they're up for it. Of course, since pressing send, I've immediately regretted the decision, and am think up excuses how I can get out of it. You will be coming Bucks, though won't you??!! Don't leave me on my own!!!

OK, so I know overt acts of friendliness are quite scary to most of you, but, I'm planning to go see Saints v West Ham on my own, and was wondering if any of you would be up for a drink before the game? Like an official Lounge/Muppet Show Gathering?

When is someone going to invent then implement a futuristic transport system than doesn't need cars. Even talking about cars and roads depresses me. Dirty, miserable, dangerous things. Futuristic transport systems always look fun in films!

Blimey. Learn something new every day.

What does that mean, GB?

I really like it when someone move lanes so another car can exit from a slip road. In fact like it when anyone gives way. It always stuns me when people are polite on the road. I wish we all spent more time making random acts of kindness towards strangers. Sorry, wrong thread.

Wow, amazing job simo. Respect.

I think you'll enjoy it! Report back how you get on...

I won! Do I get a prize?

Who aspires to be a 'lady' these days anyway?!

Now I'm really angry. Get your sorry backside over to the arts forum now, Plastic, and well have it out!

LOL! There no money to be made in football, full stop. Look how much Kat has had to put in!

Oh Bearsy, did you have to pick a shot that was a Lovren goal celebration

I did a rough count. Feel free to give a more accurate tally... I'm sure you're better at focussing on the women than I am!