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Eww, Turkish, put it away, and do up that trench coat.

Oh my god I'm going to go mad....I even have to sign my name off with a full stop! Louise.

Bucks, I find it really hard to understand how you can end your last sentences without fullstops. You have punctuation in the middle sentences, but never the last. That must take so much self control!! I couldnt do it, makes me go all OCD!

Mrs Turkish is a lucky lady!

Bearsy is an ambassador??! Goodness it's warm in here, I'm feeling a bit light headed all of a sudden.

Wow, that is full on. Respect to both of you, that can't be easy. Now I feel bad for filling your thread with my crude jokes Hope you have a LOVELY evening together!

Ha! I liked the fact they only got to meet Gareth's PA. Hope they got a discount!

Totally. They could be our competitors in 5 years, you can't just give knowledge for free!

I hope we charge for this kind of sharing. We need some kind of licensing set up or something.

Can't help but feel really sad about this. I'll never forget the impact Cork made when he back from injury in our first PL season. He's played a really important role in where we are now, and seems a really good guy. Good luck, Jack!

No more femininity from me, Jonnyboy. Where did that get me before? Crucified on TMS and left with nothing but hurt feelings. I'm all about the crude jokes, and burping now. If you want to call me a man, I'll take it as a compliment.

Yes!!! Someone got my slightly crude joke! That and repulsing someone a bit earlier, I really feel like I'm starting to fit in here!

That's what happened to me too!!

Ha! All I'm saying is, don't feel under pressure to do things on Valentine's day that just aren't your thing. It's the thought and consideration that counts, not the grand guestures. Actually, what am I saying...?! Follow that advice and 2015 may see the biggest divorce rates of the century...

Can I still get the glass of red wine? If so, it's a deal! Plus gives me a chance to get romantic wth my internet boyfriend while you're down the pub!

Oh please. Not back on the Louise is really a man trail of thought. That's been done to death on The Muppet Show and Bucks Saint has already disproved it.

The nicest thing an old boyfriend did for me, was run me a hot bath ready for when I got home (candle lit). Brought me a glass of red wine. Then made a most delicious dinner. No cards, no chocolates, no restaurants. Coming from the most unromantic git you could possibly come across, it meant the world! He got lucky that night, that's for sure.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2930573/Russian-bombers-skies-Bournemouth-RAF-jets-scramble-intercept-intruders.html Uh oh, Bear, what have you done now....

But over rated by who? The fans? Or sports professionals?

RonWin

Oh, thanks Jonnyboy. Offer me out to someone else why don't you.

No no no no no, Turkish. Just no. Sometimes it takes a braver man to recognise he needs advice. You see Dr Who as whinging, but it isn't anonymous people on an Internet forum whose judgement upon he must pass. Dr Who, you just please yourself, never mind all the rest. And if you can do that, the man (and the beer) in the glass is your friend.

Is that a chat up line? Is any if your inheritance left? If so, hey baby, I like anything you want me to Xx Ps. I think I just made myself vomit.

Oh Turkish. We were doing so well before now. Being kind and considerate. Worrying about Dr Who?, and trying to compete with each other over who was nicer and more holier than thou. And now your 'tough love' act, which is probably more loving and heartfelt than any of us, has just blown us out of the water. B*stard.

Ha! Enough to drive you insane. On that topic, what's your picture of Whelk? Is that you? Do you need help?!