Pastor Patrón

Sunderland are infuriating Jay Rod is sh#te JWP has been our best player over the last two games Gaston and Osvaldo linked up well together and should've started Lambert is gonna struggle to hit 10 this year

Gaston and Osvlado linking up well. Ridiculous decision starting Osvaldo on the bench.

FFS give the damn ball to Osvaldo!

Rodriguez is my official figure of hate for the 13/14 season.

Ridiculous decision, Lallana has looked great this half, Rodriguez is ****

Altidore looks f#cking terrible

Amazing how Osvaldo reads the play well but Ramirez is "too good" to.

Nice changes, gjdm.

Sunderland don't look anything resembling rubbish.

Done nothing other than his disallowed goal really, but we're desperately lacking pace up front so not sure whether I'd take him or Lambert off. Probably Rodriguez for Osvaldo and Ramirez for Lallana.

^ We're controlling the game because they're winning so are sitting back.

Pretty poor by everyone except Wanyama and JWP. Not sure who I'd take off for Osvaldo atm, Lambert looks like he's treading water but is always a threat.

Told you we should've started Osvaldo.....just saying

JWP is a fantastic player

He's having a decent game but jesus Rickie is so damn slow

Um, yes? Why not he's fully fit and even if he doesn't know the system that well yet is still a completely different class to Rodriguez.

Osvaldo on the bench?.......come again?

So who else is there? In any position?

So which other English strikers are there in the Prem exactly that aren't in the setup?

I quite liked him all of last season actually, don't know why though because I can't usually stand strikers that don't score. Just slowly coming round to the fact he isn't actually very good.

They'll probably give a complimentary KitKat Chunky away with each ticket.

He's a bit pants at both tbh, he just runs round a lot.

Because Rodriguez won't be getting any game time as a striker now

I remember when "he's got a Malllllteser on his head" was considered a hilarious chant rather then offensive.