Pastor Patrón

Wut do?? I've already subscribed but it says to access please subscribe? http://oi44.tinypic.com/51tv9k.jpg Edit: DW, think I installed the VPN one by mistake Edit edit: Yeah no still dont have a clue what to do.

I wouldn't say any are currently good enough apart from Lambert. They're all bottom half standard atm, but will hopefully improve.

None of our other players are currently good enough for England.

I have absolutely no idea what's going on.

Like Gaston?

He scored more goals then Damiao the last two seasons. Ronaldinho playing off Lambert would be orgasmic.

Le Tissier wasn't fit, who cares if you're that good.

Oh sh#t, I need this in my life.

That's ignoring the fact that a lot of other teams have strengthened too though.

It sounds like Osvaldo's camp trying to panic us into offering more money tbh.

We can only keep our fingers crossed.

No it wouldn't, Damiao's crap compared to Osvaldo.

Oh c'mon seriously....

Just generally in terms of signing him, I think it'd be an easier deal to pull off. The guy's a footballing god and would work a treat in our system. But meh, I'm sure I'll cope with Osvaldo.

I really couldn't see it being any harder then getting in Damiao or Osvaldo, granted we've signed neither yet but you get my point.

Could've said the same about Del Piero. Be a great way to finish his career, playing in the prem and would make our profile explode.

He's on £2.6mill a year according to google, isn't that half of what Osvaldo would be? For what we be arguably the best player to ever play in the prem. He's only 33, not that old.

Seriously though, why is no one in for Ronaldinho? Think he's out of contract in the next few months and is still a beast Only club I've heard linked is Fenerbahce.

She looks like a tranny version of Joss Stone.

I wonder if youtube will provide subtitles for those of us pretending to work....

I'd imagine he's referring more to the fact that it's being streamed live on youtube rather then a football team holding a pre game conference.

^ It says the same thing everyone else is saying, that they've accepted an offer now all that remains is for the player to agree.

I've nothing against him personally, he comes across as a nice bloke, but I think him and Fox are absolutely hideous footballers at this level.

Is Sorensen really a top defender though? Either way if it means Jos never playing again I'm all for it.

you're reading far too much into it.