Pastor Patrón

Can see why they gave Kelvin a new contract, seems a top bloke for helping get new players settled in.

But Lambert is considerably more of a playmaker and has way more assists. Rodriguez just runs around and does a whole lot of nothing.

God damn, Fox and Lallana will be swinging from his nuts. Dripping in swag.

I was referring to the trouble caused by Osvaldo snatching the ball off of Totti to take a penalty, then missing.

Will Osvaldo let him take penalties now though?

Osvaldo will quite clearly start, what f#cking planet are some of you on?!

Boruc Clyne Lovren Yoshida Shaw Wanyama Morgan Ramirez Lambert Lallana Osvaldo

Op is entirely correct.

No doubt baby, I think we're a top class centre back away from being able to push top 6. If we could bring in someone like Papadopoulos or Zouma as one last transfer this summer our starting 11 would be quality.

Don't be getting all tetchy brah, there's no need to be upset.

Must take practice I guess, maybe I'll get my game on lock down after 12,000 posts?

It's cool I can send some femme fresh your way if you're happy to cover the postage?

Do you smell like a vagina as well, or just talk like one?

No care

I have no idea wtf you're talking about.

£15.5 mill for Andy Carroll......lol

YOLO

Yeah working a treat now, anyone manage to get in working through a PS3?

Rodriguez doesn't look great so far though

Ward Prowse looks absolute quality, so much better than Ramirez

This, f#cking load of sh#te.

Is it pretty standard for everything except games to not be in English? Watching some season preview on Al Jazeera Sport HD1 and don't understand a word Edit: It's a bit blurry, any idea how I can improve the picture?

It's cool, just got it sorted, that software is only for VPN apparenly, I just subscribed for their DNS thing so just had to change a setting, seems to work fine now cheers.