Pastor Patrón

Even if they're funny?

Couldn't we have at least been partners with the proper Uni not the pikey one?

I don't know if my laptop even has an HDMI output and would like to be able to do different stuff on my laptop whilst I have the footy on my tv.

So, anyone got it working on a PS3? Well up for watching it on my tv and can't be arsed with that HD cable malarky.

Hooiveld is utter **** at this level, Fonte and Yoshida are just about good enough for a bottom half team. CB is the only remaining weakness we've got.

I don't think so. It requires much more for someone to break into the team at that age incentral midfield then it does at left back. Shaw was far from exceptional last season, he was just exceptional for his age.

I think JWP is pretty much the same standard, massively underrated player.

Haven't Norwich done the same but in a season less with less money to spend?

JWP can play in AM too, he seemed to Saturday and was quality. Edit: Oh yah, you said that

Are we still interested in Banega or a centre back?

Everyone said the same about Osvaldo, and Ramirez.

Meh, he's no Banega is he.

Thanks OP, just paypal'd £680 as agreed. I'll upload some pics when it arrives though, can't wait!

Jokes on OP if he puts it on ebay I'm gonna bid on in and not pay. Good luck with your accruing sellers fee goals of 2013.

Reported to Jesus for fraud.

You best be using 8 proxys brah.....

OP, just so you know, if you're frauding I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you...

I genuinely want this god damn shirt, hurry up OP.

I'll give you a few hunned if it looks sexy, totally srs.

Upload a photo you tit.

Ooh eeh ooh aah aah, ting tang Wanyama bing bang. Ooh eeh ooh aah aah, ting tang Wanyama bing bang.

Whilst thinking of hilarious songs for Osvaldo I found Lallana fits superbly into Vindaloo. "Lallana--nana". You're welcome in advance.

Crazy thought but maybe he's too sh#t to start and substitutions don't tend to get made in the first half hour.

I for one miss the glory days of the 90's when England would win every tournament.

We only had 29k for our first home game back in the Prem last year but ended up with close to 31k average. Nothing to worry about.