Same boat mate. I'm guessing that some joker put a mars bar on his head, though this could be a euphemism.
Either way, it must be one of those 'you had to be there' moments, because as an anecdote it sounds incredibly shíte
Been out for one of the most miserable nights of my life, paying for dell execs to get drunk while telling me how important they are. Missed the game but just seen the result. Very happy.