Plastic

I'm sorry, I thought that was exactly the point. I presume he is also on the wrong side of your empirical 'born lucky' swingometer. Which bit did I get wrong?

I see. He is injury prone, but his current injury is not due to him being injury prone. Intriguing.

Surely your point was that he is injury prone?

Quite... It was upfront though, wasn't it?

https://vine.co/v/eUWb6dEZJZ1

Horrible.

Didn't see it but BBC said it was horrific. Obvious bad break? Poor lad, shame for him, he's looked great this year.

Yeah, it was more aimed at recent Pompey suggestions that everyone hates us, but I get your point

I know there are a few surveys like this knocking around, but it's nice to know we are generally well thought of, despite what the pikey skates may believe. http://m.sportskeeda.com/football/manchester-united-top-premier-league-list-most-hated-club

United are playing some nice football. Confident passes and good linkup.

When are they back? Nobody seems to know

Meh, I'll take a dull point away over a loss thanks. Sorry for the travelling fans though, as that was a poor game.

Oh well

Oh pelle

Cynical football though from wba, at home and 6 behind the ball in the last 10 minutes, now subbing on another defender. Pulis special.

Just fitted a new toilet flush. Glad I didn't miss anything.

When are Bertrand & Clasie back?

Big guy, Van Dijk.

Looked far too uncontrolled in the tackle, pen or not.

Ooooooooh!

if you can access their **** site then the streams are fine. coyr

Sportsmania is useless.

Apparently William Hill have spent a fortune to be the official FA betting partner, which makes it a bit funnier. Have to say, I think painting anything on the pitch is pretty vulgar, we get enough adverts on the barriers.

LOL

Why does it say 'Ladbrokes' in the middle of the Wembley pitch?