Guided Missile

Saint Army would be better, but for me, it's whatever is adopted by the fans....

The worst thing that this Premiership mallarky has brought is a few London-based Saints fans taking the p! ss out of my Hampshire accent, when I was up in town last weekend. Asked me where my tractor was. Jesus H. Christ, do I miss the days when our "army" was mainly dockers in their late twenties, with arms built up by unloading tonnes of bananas off the Cape boats. We didn't need banners to warn away fans to expect a quick chase back to the Central Station. Spurs, Millwall, West Ham, Man U?? They all ran, from blokes like Maurice the Mallett, Dougal, Jimmer Marshall, Bootsie, Killer Callaway, et al... I'm getting misty eyed just remembering it....

The term is not ours, it's a Pompey one. We need to own our name...

Please, for God's sake don't let us adopt this term, just because a couple spotty kids, that go to away games near their parents house, have made a banner....

Please, don't tell me we're now calling ourselves "Scum Army" or is it just our hard as nails yoof....?

True democracy is dead, in Europe. It has withered as a result of the declining standards of education your post demonstrates, that has led to a woefully uninformed electorate who think they are owed cheap credit, to buy sh !t they don't need, paid for by wages they don't earn. To top it all, they expect free healthcare, money when they are not working and a pension. No wonder China looks at the West and laughs.

Democracy doesn't work any more and the sooner people start realising this, the better. The reason it doesn't work is that too many voters failed to inform themselves about the issues that may lead them to vote in an educated manner, beyond the front page of the Sun. They are at the mercy of professional politicians who are better at pandering to the masses and employing public sector workers who will support their socialist dreams. Anyone with a brain cell can see that the burden these state workers, a result of a socialist democracy, have caused, is the breakdown of the economies of countries like Italy, Spain, Greece and Portugal. Their policies are now dictated by the unelected leaders in the EU, who have even, as is the case in Italy, replaced the whole government with unelected officials. What we need is representatives that are selected on the basis of their achievements in fields other than taking a political degree at Oxbridge or being a shop steward for Unite. We need successful businessmen, academics, sportsmen, doctors, etc. who have been recognised for their achievements, to represent us, in addition to the elected rabble who have f*** ed this country up since WWII. What we need is the House of Lords, just as it is now.

The Higg's boson explains why Alpine has such a large mass. I don't know about the Higg's bosun. He's probably a Pompey fan, anyway...

You obviously spent too much time reading the "Bible" and not enough reading "Origin of the Species". On second thoughts, don't bother. Alpine hasn't and his life is testament to the benefits of ignorance....

Leave it out. It's not like the c*** invented it...

I know what you mean. That Alexander Fleming....what a tool and don't get me started on f***ing Charles Darwin...

Proof of funds was required, not idle boasts by a bunch of dreamers, led by that well known Southampton administrator, Antony Fanshawe...

SouthamptonFootball Club 2011/12 Player Awards Dinner Friday 4th May 2012 On behalf of Southampton Football Club I would like to thank you for your support as a player sponsor this season and am pleased to inform you that the ‘Southampton Football Club2011/12 Player Awards Dinner will be held on Friday 4th May. The Black Tie event hosted by Ed Chamberlin will commence at 7.00pm with a drinks reception where you will also have the opportunity to be photographed with your sponsored player. This will be followed by a four course meal, guest speakers and Awards Ceremony celebrating this season’s achievements. A silent auction will also be running throughout the night in aid of the Saints Foundation. Asa Player Sponsor you are entitled to 9 inclusive places at the event and you will also be able to purchase additional places at £125 + VAT. Pleasecan you confirm your attendance, if you wish to purchase any additional places and all guest names by contacting myself by phone on *************** by Tuesday 1stMay. I appreciate that this is very short notice but unfortunately we were unable to confirm details prior to today’s match. We look forward to welcoming you to an evening of celebration! Best Regards,

The Times this morning. Didn't see it posted elsewhere

Right, I'm switching your webcam on until you apologise.

I have no problem with people expressing their emotions on this site, if it helps them with the pain of losing. Luckily, the opinions of Internet geeks who have never had the football talent, to be worthy of cleaning the boots of one of our academy players, are going to have absolutely no effect on our prospects of promotion. Very few of them are even going to be present, to cheer the team on, when they conclude one of the best seasons I can remember. Not that they'd cheer that much, if they could afford the air fare... I happen to love our club and if not this season, we will reach the promised land soon. It is meant to be...

We're still going up. Then this loss will be forgotten...

and.... I feel a "Reading Takeover Saga" thread coming up.....

I did, actually:

and....

Of course, I did keep the text of the Antonov story before the account was suspended:

I was looking at it Monday, Steve, particularly the Antonov assasination attempt and those allegedly responsible. Today? "This Account Has Been Suspended"

Right, I'm switching your webcam on until you apologise.

Wolves, Wimbledon, Man City and Watford have achieved successive promotions.