Master Bates Posted 16 September, 2008 Share Posted 16 September, 2008 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1695754.ece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 16 September, 2008 Share Posted 16 September, 2008 If he jumped straight up , he might drown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 16 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 16 September, 2008 In the thermodynamic limit, which is the limit of large systems, fluctuations become negligible, so that all these descriptions converge to the same description. But yes, you are right, he may also have a heart attack if he does look up, which I didn't think about, quite harsh of me really. Sorry little fella. By the way, I believe the wee fella to be a prime example of someone who uses tweezers and a magnifying glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 16 September, 2008 Share Posted 16 September, 2008 The 20-year-old met Svetlana at the launch of the 2009 edition of the Guinness World Records book, which is published tomorrow. He has been dating his girlfriend, who is of average height for six months. He looks 80 not 20??!! His girlfriend is 6 months old??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jillyanne Posted 16 September, 2008 Share Posted 16 September, 2008 The 20-year-old met Svetlana at the launch of the 2009 edition of the Guinness World Records book, which is published tomorrow. He has been dating his girlfriend, who is of average height for six months. He looks 80 not 20??!! His girlfriend is 6 months old??!! There was a documentary on the wee fella last week sometime, he seems happy enough bless him. He is not expected to live very long I don't think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 16 September, 2008 Share Posted 16 September, 2008 I got a job for him, my drains are blocked. Shove him down there, he will fix it in minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 16 September, 2008 Share Posted 16 September, 2008 I got a job for him, my drains are blocked. Shove him down there, he will fix it in minutes. Or drown. And add to the blockage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 16 September, 2008 Share Posted 16 September, 2008 Or drown. And add to the blockage I will tie a rope around his ankle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 16 September, 2008 Share Posted 16 September, 2008 I will tie a rope around his ankle. I'm not sure what to make of that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 16 September, 2008 Share Posted 16 September, 2008 How big is his knob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 September, 2008 Share Posted 16 September, 2008 Found the original web page for this... Ann Summers announce the launch of their new autumn season range the highly colouful autumn range is headlined by the new battery free kingsize vibrator, and comes with specially designed padded emergency removal handles This new eco-friendly device needs no batteries and is self cleaning after use. It simply requires a weekly input of noodles, chicken and rice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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