Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Nothing racist, just an observation. Extremist Christians go about their way of not having teh secks before marriage, many dont swear, smoke drink or have fun. Extremist Muslims blow sh*t up! There is something not right there? The two who tried to blow up Gatwick & Glasgow worked for the NHS FFS! They were Dr's. You would of thought these lemmings wouldnt of been brain washed, and if you hate something so much that you are willing to blow it up, why bother being anywhere near it (Western Civilisation) :smt076 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 its all the fault of teh muzzlims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Nothing racist, just an observation. Extremist Christians go about their way of not having teh secks before marriage, many dont swear, smoke drink or have fun. Extremist Muslims blow sh*t up! There is something not right there? The two who tried to blow up Gatwick & Glasgow worked for the NHS FFS! They were Dr's. You would of thought these lemmings wouldnt of been brain washed, and if you hate something so much that you are willing to blow it up, why bother being anywhere near it (Western Civilisation) :smt076 Another observation I have made is that while Extreme Christians (EC) tend to dress like Geography teachers, your average Extreme Muslim (EM) favour the gown and beard combo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Extremist Christians go about their way of not having teh secks before marriage, many dont swear, smoke drink or have fun. Extremist Muslims blow sh*t up! I'm assuming you didn't learn about the crusades in school then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 An extremist is generally a f::ckwit that doesn't actually understand their own religion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 An extremist is generally a f::ckwit that doesn't actually understand their own religion... I do extreme sports. Like paddling a boat and riding a bicycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 An extremist is generally a f::ckwit that doesn't actually understand their own religion... Although it doesn't work in reverse as I know nothing of my religion yet I am not an extremist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I do extreme sports. Like paddling a boat and riding a bicycle. Ah yes, but do you really UNDERSTAND the sports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 What about extreme buddhists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 very VERY bald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I do extreme sports. Like paddling a boat and riding a bicycle. What is extreme is doing them at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I'm assuming you didn't learn about the crusades in school then... Nope just the Romans and the Strawberry Fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 What about extreme buddhists? Or Extreme Atheists (EA) ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I can confirm I am an extreme athiest. I dance on fences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Atheism isn't a religion. Therefore it can't count in this discussion. However, what about Extreme Jedis? Do they start waving light sabers around frantically? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I do extreme sports. Like paddling a boat and riding a bicycle. Do you understand how you pedal the bicycle though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Atheism isn't a religion. Therefore it can't count in this discussion. However, what about Extreme Jedis? Do they start waving light sabers around frantically? (EJ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 What is extreme is doing them at the same time. A new invention. I think I will call them 'Pedalos' and hire them at a beaches or lakes. I'm going on Dragons Den. PS. Will I be seeing you on Sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I heard that God is a DJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I heard that God is a DJ A Smash'n'Nicey type DJ or one of those noisty scratchy fckuers type DJS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 A new invention. I think I will call them 'Pedalos' and hire them at a beaches or lakes. I'm going on Dragons Den. PS. Will I be seeing you on Sunday? I suggest getting a celebrity endorsement. What about England Cricket Andrew Flintoff? I hear he is about to take part in a game in the Carribbean, and that part of the world would seem to be suited to your "pedalo" suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I can confirm that I am not religious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 (ej) tchbp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 A new invention. I think I will call them 'Pedalos' and hire them at a beaches or lakes. I'm going on Dragons Den. PS. Will I be seeing you on Sunday? Where did you get that name from out of interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 tchbp. This has beaten me. I am hung over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Where did you get that name from out of interest. It's a play on words. What do you reckon, is it catchy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Nothing racist, just an observation. Extremist Christians go about their way of not having teh secks before marriage, many dont swear, smoke drink or have fun. Extremist Muslims blow sh*t up! There is something not right there? The two who tried to blow up Gatwick & Glasgow worked for the NHS FFS! They were Dr's. You would of thought these lemmings wouldnt of been brain washed, and if you hate something so much that you are willing to blow it up, why bother being anywhere near it (Western Civilisation) :smt076 What about the ones who blow up abortion clinics and murder doctors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 It's a play on words. What do you reckon, is it catchy? Genius imho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 This has beaten me. I am hung over. "That Clown Has Bells Palsy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 A Smash'n'Nicey type DJ or one of those noisty scratchy fckuers type DJS Chris Evans to the extreme... Yeah that's right...God is ginger...extremely ginger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 "That Clown Has Bells Palsy." Stupid me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Stupid me!! You must have consumed more than your recommended allowance of units to be hungover at 3pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 You must have consumed more than your recommended allowance of units to be hungover at 3pm. It was my birthday yesterday. Units go out the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 It was my birthday yesterday. Units go out the window. Congratulations on your oldness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight, I'm Losing my religion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Congratulations on your oldness. Many thanks. x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Another observation I have made is that while Extreme Christians (EC) tend to dress like Geography teachers, your average Extreme Muslim (EM) favour the gown and beard combo. Further to your astute observation, have you also observed that geography teachers favour beards and graduate geography teachers wear their university gowns? Thereby, extrapolating these known facts to a logical conclusion - all extreme christians (ECs) are also extreme muslims (EMs). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Further to your astute observation, have you also observed that geography teachers favour beards and graduate geography teachers wear their university gowns? Thereby, extrapolating these known facts to a logical conclusion - all extreme christians (ECs) are also extreme muslims (EMs). EC and EM are both worshipping similar faiths that separated many years ago, and perhaps it should be the common Geography teacher that reunites them once again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 EC and EM are both worshipping similar faiths that separated many years ago, and perhaps it should be the common Geography teacher that reunites them once again? I didn't know Geography teachers were common :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penfold Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I drove past a church today. FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 The Church will be the next firm to go tits up due to the credit crunch. The Government will then buy them out and nationalise it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I didn't know Geography teachers were common :shock: Then you never knew Benny Chesters from Brookfield School. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Then you never knew Benny Chesters from Brookfield School. JFP how old are you? I went to good old Brooky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 JFP how old are you? I went to good old Brooky! I was 42 years young yesterday, my good man!! Yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 you hate something so much that you are willing to blow it up:smt076 What about you with your doll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I was 42 years young yesterday, my good man!! Yourself? That would be why I dont recognise the Geography teachers name. Im 26 in a couple of months. I expect there were a few teachers there though when I was there, that tought you. Mr Thomas? Mr McAtasney? Mr Crighton? What about you with your doll Thats just love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 That would be why I dont recognise the Geography teachers name. Im 26 in a couple of months. I expect there were a few teachers there though when I was there, that tought you. Mr Thomas? Mr McAtasney? Mr Crighton? Mr Thomas? Was he Geography and Religion? McANasty was head of Vanguard I think, and although he hated my guts I later got on with him quite well as he had something to do with the Park Gate British Legion, and I often played snooker in there against my Dad. Crighton was a dwarf with a beard that was my younger brothers Tutor Group register type bloke. He was Geography I think, maybe History. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 That would be why I dont recognise the Geography teachers name. Im 26 in a couple of months. I expect there were a few teachers there though when I was there, that tought you. Mr Thomas? Mr McAtasney? Mr Crighton? Mr Thomas? Was he Geography and Religion? McANasty was head of Vanguard I think, and although he hated my guts I later got on with him quite well as he had something to do with the Park Gate British Legion, and I often played snooker in there against my Dad. Crighton was a dwarf with a beard that was my younger brothers Tutor Group register type bloke. He was Geography I think, maybe History. Yep those are the ones. Mr Thomas went onto teach English in the end. Very tall bloke who looked a bit like Jesus. Mr McAtasney is my Mum's best friends Dad, so I knew him out of school too. He's a nice bloke. Heavily into his sports. And yep, Crighton was a bearded Dwarf who taught Geography! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Yep those are the ones. Mr Thomas went onto teach English in the end. Very tall bloke who looked a bit like Jesus. Mr McAtasney is my Mum's best friends Dad, so I knew him out of school too. He's a nice bloke. Heavily into his sports. And yep, Crighton was a bearded Dwarf who taught Geography! Are any of them still there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Are any of them still there? Not sure, possibly Crighton, but I left 10 years ago, and they were old then! You were a couple of years older than my Aunty and all her mates, ill PM you names... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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