Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Go for the single cell Dig Dig, Turkish is grooming you. Butt out Chinaman or i'll get you wacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Blimey, cyber-bullying. Whatever next? It wasn't like this is the old days on here; no wonder all the more interesting posters packed it in and left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 I take it that Nicola Cortese hasn't officially sanctioned Turkish's position as Saints' Far East Ambassador. Expect Sibley to confirm it in the next few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig Dig Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Go for the single cell Dig Dig, Turkish is grooming you. I'll do something awful on my first day to make sure that this happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 I'll do something awful on my first day to make sure that this happens. I'd go mental in cyber court if I were you, if you leave it to the first day, he might have bummed you by then. He has been working a lot on his speed recently, swinging those kettle bells trying to make up for his pencil dic etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 I take it that Nicola Cortese hasn't officially sanctioned Turkish's position as Saints' Far East Ambassador. Expect Sibley to confirm it in the next few hours. You what? You f*cking what? WHo do you think you are talking to you fake Irish beaut? Have you even got a job? No, you sit on your arse 8 days a week. I bet you moved to Liverpool so you could quickly go on the dole and thought it's be like Brookside where all the birds stand on street corners snogging each other you perv. Pipedown up there you clown. Heres a tip for you, do get on tha Ferry Across the Mersey if i'm around our our throw you off you gobby little scouse mong, i'll show you what a hard days night is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 i'd go mental in cyber court if i were you, if you leave it to the first day, he might have bummed you by then. He has been working a lot on his speed recently, swinging those kettle bells trying to make up for his pencil dic etc. big strong hammer for a small nail. Fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 big strong hammer for a small nail. Fact Confucius says? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 "unpleasant sh*t of the 9th degree"- isn't this bullying? Don't think I've ever used language like that towards you. If you were to compare posts which contain insults and name calling, mine would pale into insignificance in comparison to yours so maybe those in glass houses...... You just quoted Alpine........ I have him on ignore so couldnt see the post. Why does he hate me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Confucius says? Is that one of your chinesey, Zen, Buddist Jap nonsense that you are on about again? Give it a rest will you man it's boring. Just because you wish you were Jet Li you dont have to keep talking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 You what? You f*cking what? WHo do you think you are talking to you fake Irish beaut? Have you even got a job? No, you sit on your arse 8 days a week. I bet you moved to Liverpool so you could quickly go on the dole and thought it's be like Brookside where all the birds stand on street corners snogging each other you perv. Pipedown up there you clown. Heres a tip for you, do get on tha Ferry Across the Mersey if i'm around our our throw you off you gobby little scouse mong, i'll show you what a hard days night is. So sorry mate, didn't realise these arrived at your gaff today. Let me know in advance next time and I'll steer clear of the site for a few days Still, the Krav Maga might come in useful. Fancy a job as my part-time minder? Believe it or not, some of the things I say get me into bother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Turkish, If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 So sorry mate, didn't realise these arrived at your gaff today. Let me know in advance next time and I'll steer clear of the site for a few days Still, the Krav Maga might come in useful. Fancy a job as my part-time minder? Believe it or not, some of the things I say get me into bother I fight people because i enjoy it, not for buisiness or money. I heart pain. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 turkish, if a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. strike first, strike hard, no mercy sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 So sorry mate, didn't realise these arrived at your gaff today. Let me know in advance next time and I'll steer clear of the site for a few days Still, the Krav Maga might come in useful. Fancy a job as my part-time minder? Believe it or not, some of the things I say get me into bother haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig Dig Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 I'd go mental in cyber court if I were you, if you leave it to the first day, he might have bummed you by then. He has been working a lot on his speed recently, swinging those kettle bells trying to make up for his pencil dic etc. To be fair, I'm not worried about Turkish. Only fat men and girls polish kettle bells, I'd be the dominant male for sure. With my rugged handsome features would however cause a stir so I might shank Turkish so people know not to mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 To be fair, I'm not worried about Turkish. Only fat men and girls polish kettle bells, I'd be the dominant male for sure. With my rugged handsome features would however cause a stir so I might shank Turkish so people know not to mess. Listen you f*ckers you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, a man who stood up against the scum, the c*nts, the dogs, the filth, the sh*t. Here is someone who stood up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig Dig Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 You just quoted Alpine........ I have him on ignore so couldnt see the post. Why does he hate me? No he's quite fond of you mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 I fight people because i enjoy it, not for buisiness or money. I heart pain. FACT. I've never really done any martial arts stuff. How do things work when you're in the early stages and don't know much? Do you practice on weaker things first? Logically, you should start off by fighting a toddler or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 I've never really done any martial arts stuff. How do things work when you're in the early stages and don't know much? Do you practice on weaker things first? Logically, you should start off by fighting a toddler or something. Turkish specialises in cyber martial arts. Here, you start off with MLG, then on to super mikey, that 18 year old lib dem kid, ben the legend, then when you want someone to fight back, you move on to people who will fight back. Once you get a hard time, back on to the kids again for a while. Confucius says - He who live in glass house, should dress in basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 I've never really done any martial arts stuff. How do things work when you're in the early stages and don't know much? Do you practice on weaker things first? Logically, you should start off by fighting a toddler or something. You pretend that you are a street brawler with no real fighting experince or abilty, like Rocky and you pick who you think is going to be the weakest person and give them a real hiding, eye gouging, biting, kicks in the nuts, you rip their clothes and then p*ss on them when they are on the floor begging for mercy so people think you're a bit mental. Once you've made your apologies to the weakling that you've destroyed you explain that you are from the mean streets of Highfield and that you walk around in fear all the time and street instinct takes over as this is how they deal with things out there so apologies for your lack of restraint or finesse as you are here to learn how to fight properly so you can protect yourself and your family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Turkish specialises in cyber martial arts. Here, you start off with MLG, then on to super mikey, that 18 year old lib dem kid, ben the legend, then when you want someone to fight back, you move on to people who will fight back. Once you get a hard time, back on to the kids again for a while. Confucius says - He who live in glass house, should dress in basement. Even Sugar Ray Lenard lost a few times. It's not about getting knocked down, it's about getting back up. MLG has got an iron jaw, he can take lots of punshment before finally getting knocked out, he is durable journey man who is good practise when warming up for the main event like Franks Cousin and Wes Ender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbattigger Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Best thread ever!! Right, as you were chaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 You pretend that you are a street brawler with no real fighting experince or abilty, like Rocky and you pick who you think is going to be the weakest person and give them a real hiding, eye gouging, biting, kicks in the nuts, you rip their clothes and then p*ss on them when they are on the floor begging for mercy so people think you're a bit mental. Once you've made your apologies to the weakling that you've destroyed you explain that you are from the mean streets of Highfield and that you walk around in fear all the time and street instinct takes over as this is how they deal with things out there so apologies for your lack of restraint or finesse as you are here to learn how to fight properly so you can protect yourself and your family. Don't you bow at the end or is that an Asian formality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Don't you bow at the end or is that an Asian formality? Im not interested in what you ponces do your nancy boy jumping around doing fly kicks whilst wearing gloves games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Even Sugar Ray Lenard lost a few times. It's not about getting knocked down, it's about getting back up. MLG has got an iron jaw, he can take lots of punshment before finally getting knocked out, he is durable journey man who is good practise when warming up for the main event like Franks Cousin and Wes Ender. Exactly Turkish, our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Turkish, you're a mug. I did you at Doncaster Station then you had it on your toes and even jumped on a train heading the opposite direction from Southampton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Turkish, you're a mug. I did you at Doncaster Station then you had it on your toes and even jumped on a train heading the opposite direction from Southampton. I did you and that mug you hang around with, you were begging for mercy and almost in tears. You want it again meet me before the Norwich game, i'll destroy you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Oh no, Turkish 2 has just jumped in to confuse us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Oh no, Turkish 2 has just jumped in to confuse us. I'm Dune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Oh no, Turkish 2 has just jumped in to confuse us. He hates you as well you plum. You and your dragon c*ck sucking mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 I'm Dune. Shut up, Dune. Is there any footage of the mixed martial arts spectacular that went down in Doncaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 You pretend that you are a street brawler with no real fighting experince or abilty, like Rocky and you pick who you think is going to be the weakest person and give them a real hiding, eye gouging, biting, kicks in the nuts, you rip their clothes and then p*ss on them when they are on the floor begging for mercy so people think you're a bit mental. Once you've made your apologies to the weakling that you've destroyed you explain that you are from the mean streets of Highfield and that you walk around in fear all the time and street instinct takes over as this is how they deal with things out there so apologies for your lack of restraint or finesse as you are here to learn how to fight properly so you can protect yourself and your family. This sounds like my first ever fight. Lad over the road was giving me a regular hiding. My old dear told me that if I came in crying again, she'd give me something to cry for ( good ol' working class values ). To be fair to her, she didn't give me too much of a bollocking after I'd bounced his bonce off concrete and sent him to the General. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 He hates you as well you plum. You and your dragon c*ck sucking mates. I used eBookers and I'm doing London - Beijing - Shanghai - Tokyo - Osaka - Bangkok. The nearest fare was £1400 with ridiculous stop overs and to book those flights individually was over £2000. I'd say it was a love/hate relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 This sounds like my first ever fight. Lad over the road was giving me a regular hiding. My old dear told me that if I came in crying again, she'd give me something to cry for ( good ol' working class values ). To be fair to her, she didn't give me too much of a bollocking after I'd bounced his bonce off concrete and sent him to the General. [video=youtube;9An4ZcB-hV4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9An4ZcB-hV4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 I'd say it was a love/hate relationship. I'm going over there to take the fight to their doorstep, 'av it on their manor, you know what I mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 I'm going over there to take the fight to their doorstep, 'av it on their manor, you know what I mean? Yes, exactly what you mean. That's why I gave you the info on the yakuza hang outs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Is there any footage of the mixed martial arts spectacular that went down in Doncaster? It was on crimewatch. The old bill were looking for the LUNATIC that ironed out four what they thought were innocent bystanders. It was in fact Charming Man, Sour Mash, Griffo and some other mug who dont post on here. They thought they were innocent because im so hard their nancy punches bounced off me as i destroyed them. No one grassed to crimewatch because as is the code of the mongboard underworld you never grass, especially not on a known villan like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 I'd say it was a love/hate relationship. Check again, TCM has edited his post, it was a typo, he really meant Andover-Basingstoke-Woking-Aldershot-Salisbury and it was a train jounrney costing £14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Yes, exactly what you mean. That's why I gave you the info on the yakuza hang outs. Always thought the Yakuza were over-rated as a mob anyway. They won't know what to do when I come bolwing in, in a hail of plastic chairs and bottles whilst chanting En-ger-land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 It was on crimewatch. The old bill were looking for the LUNATIC that ironed out four what they thought were innocent bystanders. It was in fact Charming Man, Sour Mash, Griffo and some other mug who dont post on here. They thought they were innocent because im so hard their nancy punches bounced off me as i destroyed them. No one grassed to crimewatch because as is the code of the mongboard underworld you never grass, especially not on a known villan like me. Think you'll find, we were all happily singing along to 'Top of The World' in a local public house, when we heard there was a well know mongboard troll offering people out at Donny Station. We popped down, did the business and were back in London 2hrs later doing gear off a strippers breasts whilst you were still peeling yourself off the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 27 November, 2012 It was on crimewatch. The old bill were looking for the LUNATIC that ironed out four what they thought were innocent bystanders. It was in fact Charming Man, Sour Mash, Griffo and some other mug who dont post on here. They thought they were innocent because im so hard their nancy punches bounced off me as i destroyed them. No one grassed to crimewatch because as is the code of the mongboard underworld you never grass, especially not on a known villan like me. Only the army would dare... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Think you'll find, we were all happily singing along to 'Top of The World' in a local public house, when we heard there was a well know mongboard troll offering people out at Donny Station. We popped down, did the business and were back in London 2hrs later doing gear off a strippers breasts whilst you were still peeling yourself off the floor. is that what you class as doing the business? Coming off second best in a one on four? You younguns. Tsk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Think you'll find, we were all happily singing along to 'Top of The World' in a local public house, when we heard there was a well know mongboard troll offering people out at Donny Station. We popped down, did the business and were back in London 2hrs later doing gear off a strippers breasts whilst you were still peeling yourself off the floor. The first believable thing on this thread so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Boys, it's the age of the smartphone. Why aren't you "Krew types" capturing video footage of you ironing each other out? I'm sure it'll be popular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Boys, it's the age of the smartphone. Why aren't you "Krew types" capturing video footage of you ironing each other out? I'm sure it'll be popular. Exactly Paps! If Turkish gets happy slapped, I want to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Boys, it's the age of the smartphone. Why aren't you "Krew types" capturing video footage of you ironing each other out? I'm sure it'll be popular. We're clued up. We don't want to make it easy for the OB. Only a matter of time until the CCTV footage get's leaked to The Sun or someone though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Exactly Paps! If Turkish gets happy slapped, I want to see it. I'm still not convinced that Turkish and This Charming Man are two different physical people. I'm more than willing to entertain a Tyler Durden type scenario, but whether it's Turks knowingly using an alternate identity or Turks having a severe form of multiple personality disorder, the end result is the same - Turkish/TCM might have just been beating himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 We're clued up. We don't want to make it easy for the OB. Only a matter of time until the CCTV footage get's leaked to The Sun or someone though. You could go dressed as Teletubbies. OB would have a real hard time then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Found it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7wTsHxKFO8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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