Student moons Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a bulldozer

[buctootim]

What a cracking first line for a story. Tells you all you need to know. Tails off a bit after that.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211

[Ric]

One of those things you'd never think you'd hear from a policeman:

-- "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

-- The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.

That's a relief - they could have eaten it.

Edited 14 January, 2013 by Ric
Tidying up

[alpine_saint]

Superb. I just spat tea all over my monitor.

 

This story has to be made up. I mean, I know the Krauts are all basket cases, but this story is something special.

[jjsaint]

'Student moons Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a bulldozer'

 

That would make a good opening line of a novel. Joyce meets William S Burroughs?

[Lighthouse]

Should have thrown a tortoise. Would have done much more damage.

[Draino76]

I just got a strange feeling of deja-vu.

[buctootim]

I just got a strange feeling of deja-vu.

 

Is your name Slash and do you ride a Harley?