Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 April, 2013 Share Posted 26 April, 2013 Yeah come on crabby, you can't just drop the 'I boned bianca on wife swap bomb' then leg it. Tell your story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 April, 2013 Share Posted 26 April, 2013 Thats Wellers daughter ?!?!! Woooaaahh I love that man a tad more now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 26 April, 2013 Share Posted 26 April, 2013 Now that would look good on the end of ya d!ck You should try that line you old smoothy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 26 April, 2013 Share Posted 26 April, 2013 Oh no, it was nothing like that I can assure you! Sadly, she was a regular where I was a couple of years back in Banus, Marbella, as was a lot of z-listers. Tbf though, her friends are bigger nobbers. I reckon I could rival Dubai Phil for z-lister hobnobbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 April, 2013 Share Posted 26 April, 2013 Oh no, it was nothing like that I can assure you! Sadly, she was a regular where I was a couple of years back in Banus, Marbella, as was a lot of z-listers. Tbf though, her friends are bigger nobbers. I reckon I could rival Dubai Phil for z-lister hobnobbing. Less of the nobbing please Crabbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 April, 2013 Share Posted 26 April, 2013 Thats Wellers daughter ?!?!! Woooaaahh I love that man a tad more now Ha! In a crabber type style - my mrs knows Weller briefly. Said he is a really down to earth guy but his kids are a bit knobbers. Hang on, that didn't come off well. That didn't sound like golfing Phil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 April, 2013 Share Posted 26 April, 2013 Ha! In a crabber type style - my mrs knows Weller briefly. Said he is a really down to earth guy but his kids are a bit knobbers. Hang on, that didn't come off well. That didn't sound like golfing Phil! You deffo need to pad it out a bit, chuck a few more names in, talk about the weather a bit, what your drinking and that fat tom from the 2nd Dunes managed to get hold of some porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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